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4/22/2016 2:01:41 PM
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Best thing that you did at school
Tell your stories. My favorite thing was when I threw my friends backpack out the third floor window. The principals office was right below and he didn't see it. The teacher came into the room and instead of yelling at me had a trial. The class was the jury and I was proclaimed innocent. What are your stories from school.
English
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2 RisposteSo I am playing CTF in PE and my friend and I run to the other side of the field screaming at the top of our lungs PRAISE THE SUN!!! We got a bunch of weird looks directed at us but no one even tried to tag us. [spoiler]They Were blinded in our eternal glory[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiModificato da TerranTony98: 5/25/2016 2:18:15 PM>Be me junior year. >Decently smart, in engineering program. >me and my friends have at least 4 classes with computer access. >find out school computers are connected on a shared server. >bring flashdrive to school with games on it like starwars battlefront2, CS:source , Halo CE, starcraft broodwar, Doom, Diablo 2, Etc. Etc. >copy games onto server, buried deep in old files to hide them. ;) >have sick lan party battles after we finish our work in class. >nerd nirvana achieved. >freshmen finds out where games are >tries to become cool by telling [u]EVERYONE[/u]. >entire freshmen class of 23 students caught playing halo on lan. >overload of traffic on [u]GOVERNMENT[/u] [u]SERVER[/u] causes shutdown and investigation. >Paranoid.jpg >hear about kids getting called into office getting asked questions, people being suspended and stuff. >find out its only freshmen being investigated. >learn that whoever clicked on games last is shown as owner, and all ties to me and friends are non existent. >doesn't make any sense but don't question it. >continue to play games with friends (no multiplayer) through flashdrive anyways for rest of the year. >be senior me today. >server still down for year and a half. >never caught >obtain nickname "Doom guy"
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2 RisposteRan across the hallway with a speaker playing gunshot noises yelling allahu akbar
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2 RisposteWell we had this really bad bully and me and my friends decided to mess with him. In 9th grade everyone got a chance to write a message that would be seen on screens all over the school. So when it was the bullies turn i took the chance when he went to the toilet and left his computer behind. I had mananged to see his password so i unlocked his computer and connected to screens all over the school and put on pōrn. Then i closed down the computer and ran. They thought it was him and he got suspended for 2 weeks. Well thats what happenes when you mess with me.
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2 RisposteAccidentally printed 500 copies of someone's face
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1 RispondiAccidentally knocked my librarian out with a golf ball. Best drive of my life!
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Leaving
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3 RisposteDoin an 8th grade talent show. I'm friends with the person in charge of it, so we had our own little plan. Here's how it went. >put monster condom in pocket >go to talent show >my turn >go up on stage >it's time >I told everyone that I would sing something normal >normal is the last thing it was >I HOPE YALL CAN UNDERSTAND JAPANESE!!!!! >Sing [url=https://youtu.be/8yJZ22UZYVs]Dream Solister[/url] in all Japanese >Actually goes smoothly >finishes >all is silent >now is ze time herr doctor >pull out monster condom >drop it >OH, WHOOPS, OH!!!! >I DROPPED, MY MONSTER CONDOM THAT I USE FOR MY MAGNUM DONG >expelled for 2 weeks Worth it
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1 RispondiI watched the Avengers.
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39 RisposteModificato da Asxuma: 4/24/2016 1:30:15 PMRecently : I've met this hot girl in school who is currently new she came from Texas I've met her in P.E. she's like 5'3 and I'm 5'7 but she's really hot and is one sophomore as well. One day we ran a mile with the class and I finished it in 3 minutes 58 seconds almost 4 flat. She finished hers 4:50 and was wearing a spaghetti strap and she was sweating a lot. It was a see through to the point where I see her bra and cleavage. Plus she was squatting down to pick up her hydro flask. So a wild boner appeared down my shorts. Our eyes met awkwardly but we both smiled and gave each other flirty looks and remarks. As I was walking to the gym she ends up grabbing my dick. But just kept walking until she ends up running for me. Then she told me to follow her. So I was like sure. She started going up the stairs leading towards the wrestling room. So I end up following her. The door was surprisingly unlocked so she started pulling me into the dark wrestling room and we started to make out. She pulls a condom from her pocket and I gave her a look and she's like no we don't that a started giggling. So we started to take our clothes off. She gave me a lap dance first. And I'll leave it here since you know what happens after that. 8====D(()) surprisingly our teacher didn't notice we were gone.
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1 Rispondi"Where's your homework?" "Having more fun than me." *presentation* "Ladies, gentlemen. Today, we'll be talking about Miss Thomson's thought proce- I, uh, I mean cancer." "I have a boyfriend." "I have a math test." "What?" "I'm saying we're both being -blam!-ed by the wrong thing."
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1 RispondiFell asleep in math.
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2 RisposteTalked in the library!😎
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3 RisposteWell I didn't do this but it is some thing a group of freshmen did today right before the last period(I know already cringe worthy). To be honest I think it's the craziest thing I've seen done yet. So here I am in animation, got a ton of stuff due when all of a sudden the fire alarm goes off. No biggy, there are always fire drills going on, but then I hear my teacher say "they didn't inform us of a fire drill?" That's when I realized something was off. So, I thought that maybe a little trash can caught fire. 10 min later the fire alarm goes off, fire trucks are by the front of the school because they have to be when an alarm goes off. School policy says that we have to wait a little bit until we go back in to make sure everything is ok. 2 min later the fire alarm goes off...AGAIN. 30 seconds later it goes off. 2 min later it's back on. That's when I realize something was seriously up. THEN I see a STUDENT hiding behind a sodamachine! He darts off shortly afterwards. Then the alarm goes off again. I then see security guards walking around inside. Then I se another student. FIRE ALARM! That's when we all know that there is a group of kids running around INSIDE THE SCHOOL PULLING THE ALARMS! This is the craziest stunt we have seen yet and this cycle keeps going on for 45 minutes straight. Other kids are texting their friends saying they keep swing the kids too. I'm thinking if they were smart they would've hid somewhere so they don't get caught(our school is the biggest in the district so there are plenty of places to hide), but they just keep going. After 50 min of that we see a security guard escorting one down one of the stair wells. And they signal us inside. Halve the population of our school have already left because we were stuck in humid TX weather for almost an hour. We later learn that they were freshman too. Figures. Fought anyone can top that.
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2 RisposteUhhhhh... [spoiler]What?[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteThis thread is full of cringe and edgy teens/pre teens.
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2 RisposteGoing to the girls shower room in swimming pool and just had a fraction of a second to peak at someone's boobs
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1 RispondiModificato da Olddognewtrix1: 4/30/2016 6:09:18 PMShouted [b]WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS [/b]during that awkward silence after a teacher rant [spoiler]no regrets [/spoiler]
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Nothing. School was hell.
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I ate candy
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11 Risposteزير؟ سآخذ تعلمون تخرج متفوقا على زملائه في الأختام الجهاد، وكان قد شارك في العديد من الغارات السرية على الولايات المتحدة وA، وكان لديه أكثر من 911 يقتل المؤكدة. وتدرب في حرب كباب وانه أعلى الخاطف الطائرة في القوات المسلحة الإسلامي كله. أنت لا شيء له ولكن مجرد مركز تجاري آخر. وسيمسح الله لك يمارس الجنس خارج بدقة أمثال التي لم يسبق أن شوهد من قبل على هذه الأرض مسطحة. كنت تعتقد أنك يمكن أن تفلت من القول إن القرف لله على شبكة الانترنت؟ فكر مرة أخرى، كافر. ونحن نتكلم الله والاتصال شبكة سرية له من الجهاديين عبر منطقة الشرق الأوسط ويتم تتبعها IP الخاص بك الآن حتى تتمكن الاستعداد بشكل أفضل للذبح، كافر. ذبح أن تقضي على الشيء القليل مثير للشفقة استدعاء حياتك. كنت سخيف ميت، صهيوني. الله يمكن أن يكون في أي مكان وفي أي وقت، وأنه يمكن أن يقتلك في أكثر من 911 الطرق، وهذا فقط مع التفجيرات الانتحارية. ليس فقط هو الله مدربة على نطاق واسع في الانتحار القتالية قنبلة، لكنه لديه حق الوصول إلى ترسانة كاملة من ISIS وانه سوف استخدامها لانها المدى الكامل للقضاء الحمار بائسة الخاصة بك من على وجه الولايات المتحدة وأ إذا كنت يمكن أن يعرف ما القصاص الإسلامي المقدس كان لديك القليل حرام تعليق على وشك اسقاط عليكم، ربما كنت قد عقد اللسان سخيف الخاص بك. ولكن لا يمكن لكم، كنت لا، والآن كنت تدفع الثمن، كنت القذرة كافر. والله القرف الطائرات في جميع أنحاء لك، وسوف يغرق فيها. كنت سخيف ميت الأمريكية.
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7 RisposteAte chips [spoiler]IN THE LIBRARY[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteBeat the shit out of a guy like 6'5 beating on my friend who is 5'3 or smaller I am not sure but anyway I walk up punch him in the face when he does. After class he walks up to me I knee him in the balls and we fight. I walk away when class starts. Two days later I got suspended. Still best thing I have done in school. For now
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Gave my senior year English teacher a bottle of gin as a end of year gift.
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got on the roof
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jerked off in math class
