This topic seems to have dropped off the map, so I figured it was time to bring it back.
Post rvb quotes. Expect feels and laughs.
Mine is probably "time is not made of lines! It is made of circles. That is why clocks are round."
EDIT: we're over 100 replies! Keep up the jokes.
EDIT: second quote. "Or, it's a key all the time, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death."
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14 Risposte"Hey guys, if you are hearing this It means you did it, you won. You kicked the shit out of Hargroves forces. I knew you could, but this is my last stop. See when I came into this world, I was really just a collection of someone else's memories, but with your help, these memories they took form, they became my voice, my personality, and after a while I began to make brand new memories of my own. All of these things are what make me who I am, but there also holding me back. I can't run this suit as Epsilon, but if I erase my memories, If I deconstruct myself, the fragments that I leave behind will get you through this, I believe that. I wish there was another way, but I'm leaving this message, as well as others, in the hopes that you'll understand why I have to go this time. It was actually Doyle who made me realise something I'd never thought of before. There's so many stories where some brave hero decides to give their life to save the day, and because of their sacrifice, the good guys win, the survivors all cheer, and everyone lives happily ever after. But the hero never gets to see that ending, they'll never know if their sacrifice actually made a difference. They'll never know if the day was really saved. In the end, they just have to have faith... Ain't that a bitch." -Church
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"I swear, somebody keeps -blam!-ing with the sights on this thing when I'm not looking."
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"A great love is a lot like a good memory. When it's there, and you know it's there, but it's just out of your reach, it can be all that you think about. Then you can focus on it and try to force it, but the more you do, the more you seem to push it away. But if you're patient and you hold still, well maybe, just maybe, it'll come to you"
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2 RisposteAll of them. I dont think there's a bad rvb quote.
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why does this tank have six pedals when there are only four directions?
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Modificato da Sardonyx: 4/15/2016 5:35:32 AMSickening crunch* "Wow, she knocked the black right off him!" "That's racist!"
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The line where Caboose Talked about Tucker being pregnant. Daaaaamn i forgot it
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Modificato da Myythicz: 4/15/2016 3:18:46 AM"Glory glory to the red team!" [i]~Sarge[/i] "I am Michael J. Caboose and I demand Cookies!" [i]~Caboose[/i] "Maybe sad makes a blue laser and mad makes a red laser." "I hope we don't find out what makes a brown laser."
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"That's not an enemy! That's Church!"
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"Girls never like me." "Caboose I dont think anybody likes you." "I like me..."
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1 RispondiAttention everyone, I have an announcement. The wars over? That's right. Wars over and your the big hero. We are going to throw you a big parade and party with a pinata. I know sarcasm sir. Than listen up!
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".. I'm like superman I know when I'm needed"
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5 RisposteModificato da Flat Chest Enthusiast: 4/10/2016 3:00:00 PM"I'm a pacifist" "The thing that babies suck on?" "No dude, that's a pedophile" "Tucker, I think he means a pacifier"
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3 RisposteModificato da Pyrohydrant: 4/12/2016 2:01:41 PMTucker: "Man what the -blam!- is this black stuff"? Texs punches Tucker and fly's into the ground and the black stuff from the teleporter fly's off Sarge: Wow, she knocked the black right off you Tucker: Thats racist
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1 Rispondi"EMPED"
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1 RispondiYou'll never catch me! I ran track in high school! Running only makes me want you more! God I hope Dr. Gray stays on for future seasons. She's friggin hilarious. And a sociopath who vivisected a guy, interrogated him, left, and then came back and put him back together to interrogate him some more. While singing opera.
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1 RispondiWhen sarge made up that plan to drill to the center of the earth to stop the "earthquakes" i laughed my ass off
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"THREE POINTS YOU DIRTY -blam-"
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3 RisposteSarge: Dun dun dun Tucker: Another bites the dust Sarge:Huh, yeah Tucker: Another one gone, another one gone. Tucker:Another one bites the dust Sarge: Get down wit ya bad self.
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8 RisposteMY NAME IS MICHEL J CABOOSE AND I HATE TAXES!
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"Hey Grif, do you ever confuse your sister with mustard because they're both yellow and cheap?" -Epsilon, Alpha's savage fragment.
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3 Risposte"That was the worst throw ever. Of all time." "Not my fault, someone put a wall in my way."
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4 RisposteCaboose: Sargent. Look! A sleeping person! Sarge: What? Holy macaroon. Sarge: He's not sleeping son, he's dead. Caboose: Oh good. At first, I thought that was me. Because, I am blue. And, I like to sleep. But, if he is dead that cannot be me. That would be silly. Sarge: No doubt he was killed by our very enemy, once again I find myself torn. On the one hand, there's one less blue in the Universe. But now Doc's got a bigger body count than me! And that just won't do. No sir. Rest in peace... scumbag. Caboose: Look - more sleeping people! It must be nap time. But who has nap time now? Nap time comes before pants time, not after. I think these people are just making up times.
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2 Risposte"I need your help. You know to use that thing?" "My sword? F--- yeah I know how to use it. What's so hard to understand about Swish Swish Stab? It's a f---in sword dude, not a fighter jet." "Which foot is injured, your right or your left?" "Left...? Let's see, that makes an 'L' with your hands..." "I'm just going to assume it's the bleeding one." "Yes! ...I can't believe Church shot me..." "OH DON'T EVEN START, CABOOSE!"
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3 Risposte"Tell her you would like to make an emotional hot connection with her trap, got it" XD lmfao Caboose<3