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Modificato da Thejazzygiraffe :
3/29/2016 1:05:31 PM
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Jobs for a 14 year old
I am 14 and I am looking for jobs. I would like to save up to buy a car or for college and I believe you have to be 16 to work at like McDonald's or something like that.
[b][u]PLEASE HEEEELP[/u][/b]
Edit: thanks to all the people that have actually helped lol
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Create a new synthetic drug and sell them to the south americans in south Florida.
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4 RisposteIm currently 14 and I commit insurance fraud to make large sums of currency
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Drugs mule
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Just wait until your 16 so the jobs are slightly better than shit but still shit.
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Pack grocery bags
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Become a Youtuber
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Local jobs, I worked at a snack shack in my neighborhood when I was 15
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Tim Hortons.
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Wait until you're 18? That's a start.
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5 Risposte14 years old? This is a joke right? Ok...Steal it. Too young to hit with any really harsh penalties...so long as the crime isn't violent (and yer...privileged) you'll have nothing to worry about. You could set up a fake donations page too, shave your head, go hang out at the oncology ward in the hospital and pretend you have cancer. Again...too young to really punish. Talking about saving up for a car at 14...pfft. Save up for college???! Har Har Har dee har har. Whatever....at 14 you should be applying for every grant and scholarship you can. Not on these forums saying you wanna save up money for several years...as if you have that restraint. Lemme tell you the truth...go around to your family members and tell them you want a car for college in a few years and see if one of them will sell or give you one of theirs. Go to your teachers and ask them for donations for college...they ain't gonna give you a dime but they'll tell you what you need to do to improve your chances for going to school for less...for example, my sister went to college for free in NYC because she majored in education and the city needed teachers. She didn't need a car in NYC because it's NYC. Her teacher told her this. The military...for school? Don't do it! It's a lie!!! You won't get 10% of what they promise, when you need or want it. I got friends who enlisted for college, got sent to Iraq without any armor for themselves or their humvees and had their "tours" extended. You don't have access to college classes while you sit in a makeshift checkpoint in the hills and angry people shoot at you. Good luck bud!
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3 RispostePublix, they hire at 14.
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I make memes in my rv [spoiler]don't tell the police[/spoiler]
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Are you a thug?
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I'm 14 and I referee little kids soccer games [spoiler]although the jersey is kinda masculine so when I had short pixie cut hair everyone thought I was a boy ;-;[/spoiler]
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Work in a mine in Africa, but hurry fast I heard a bunch of 8 year olds are look for that job too.
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Prostitute [spoiler]jk, don't ban me[/spoiler]
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Stealing and selling dust caps
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6 RisposteI'm 14 and I'm a caddie make great money (2,500) during the summer. It looks great on a résumé and you could get a grant for college. You meet great people and awesome friends. And best of all bragging rights. Another good job is a bag boy at a store.
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I was a lifeguard an swimming instructor from 15-21 . Pay is pretty good an the work is easy .
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there isn't much. maybe mowing lawns or something. it probably won't be too legit of a job. once you start driving it gets better. and worse at the same time
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1 RispondiYou could probably make some good money sucking dick
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3 RisposteStart a twitch/YouTube channel.
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Wanking
