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Modificato da Owlish Athena:
3/6/2016 5:44:44 AM
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The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide
A few days ago, I created a forum post titled, "The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide". People seed to enjoy it and had a good time sharing their experiences. So now, I present to you "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Next will be the Iron Banner specific guide!
And let's be honest, most of us have done these things at some point.
(Some of these may lean towards the King's Fall Raid)
1) The Time Looper - this is the person that can't seem to stop making the same mistake
2) The George Lopez - the guy who proclaims, "I got this!" and proceeds to show you how much he does not got it
3) The War Veteran - this is the guy that will tell you how he used to do the raid by himself the entire time
4) The Fake Arnold Schwarzenegger - the one that says the infamous line, "I'll be back", and never returns
5) The "Has Never Finished A Puzzle" - the guy that can't remember that jumping into the chasm was not the best idea during a jumping puzzle
6) The Clutz - that guy that accidentally kills himself
7) The Troll - the guy that purposely kills himself
8) The Hoarder - the guy that is not necessarily a bad teammate so much as he irritates you by getting all of the gear you wanted but never got
9) The Hoarder (Jerk Version) - the hoarder that gets everything and proceeds to dismantle the gear that you wanted in front of you after saying how much he was sick of getting it
10) The Dictator - the guy that demands everyone do everything his way
Got any others? Leave them in the comments!
Be sure to add videos if you have them!
Here is a link to the pvp list:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194078640/0/0
The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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3 RisposteThe Sword is God: person who believes sword best weapon EVER!!! Uses it against a boss and dies from ground slam.... Over and over and over again.....
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25 RisposteModificato da chickengoujohn93: 3/3/2016 3:47:28 PMIf we are speaking Kings Fall only... - The Striker Titan. - The Gunslinger. - The Bladedancer. - The Voidwalker who keeps dying and refuses to switch to Sunsinger. - The unleveled Defender. - The unleveled Nightstalker. - The unleveled Sunsinger. - The Shotgunner. - The Fusion Rifle user. - The guy who asks where the Chests and/or Calcified Fragments are in Hard Mode (yeah maybe go back to Normal Mode to familiarize yourself with the Raid first). - The Australian (constant lag). - The mic-less. - The Kit Kat (the guy who has to take a smoke break during the Raid).
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The Gear [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] - You must use the same boring set up that he is using, if he sees you using another unapproved weapon he will tell about how he hates it and you're not helping and not doing enough dps. (I am so sick of using ToM and BS in the raid, I will use whatever the fvck I want. STFU and stop dying and blaming my weapon choice.) The Sadness - A much more annoying squeaker, His friends are in and out of the party, they talk about school at an unreasonable volume and rate talking over everyone while you are trying to coordinate w your team. He just really needs to fvck off and go back to school. The Crybaby - Another iteration of the squeaker. He constantly fights with his parent or sibling, screaming into the mic destroying eardrums and eventually sounds like a screamcrier. Parent usually turns off console. Guardian down. BossyPants McDouche - Calls everyone out on small unimportant mistakes and cannot even carry his own weight. Is the most vocally disappointed in the team after a wipe and when the stat scream pops he has single digit kills. Yells orders like you've never done the raid and fails to back up his so called skill. Don't play with this clown. The Clueless - Cannot manage anything involving jumping. Carried through ships, takes an hour at the pistons (h.r. giger dick puzzle), then has to wipe everytime he is torn between dimensions because he is "only done platforms and it has to be X platform." Fails at jumping up in time during Oryx or falls of platform. Its really not that hard people.
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The IT guy: "I died again, lets just wipe!"
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5 RisposteThe Bruce Jenner- The person who can't decide what character he wants to Raid as, so he jumps back and forth between them until people become impatient and just boot him.....
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Forgot one The Rager: short tempered, when things go awry he proceeds to curse like a hormonal teen girl who ran out of pads on a heavy bleeding day. He wants the raid done right right now! If you die, it's cuz you suck. If he dies, it's still your fault lol
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The liar: "Yeah I've beaten this many times. I know what I'm doing." Proceeds to wipe the team, fall into the maze pits (or doesn't know the maze route) at every turn. Starts Golgoroth/Sisters/Oryx and shows he/she doesn't know what to do. Favorite sayings include, but aren't limited to: "Why is my screen green?", "How did you all die behind me?", "What's counter clockwise? Just tell me where it starts damn it.", "Wait, what knight? When did they add those?", "Where did my bomb go?"
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The sleeper- the one that sleep in the middle of the raid and snorer Yep i was in team with sleeper :(
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The idk which way is counter clockwise guy. The unteachables - trying to explain the challenge that they claim to have done before and they still mess it up 10 times.
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2 RisposteI'll add one The late poster: copies a thread that is over a month old.
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3 RisposteModificato da Lord Yoink N Bag: 3/4/2016 3:33:19 PM"Wheres your touch of malice" guy? As i kill every knight and acolyte with my 320 MIDA and proclaim that I only use that piece if sh1t as a titan in middle
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1 RispondiThe bad engineer. Proceeds to use plans that failed before. The Kinect. Uses a mic where you can hear everything in the background. The time bomb: states they have X number of minutes before they need to leave The scapegoat: gets all the blame yet has no excuse other than lag. The no cheese on my cheese burger: wants to do it legit but doesn't know how.
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1 RispondiThe Oblivious One: The person who runs in front of you or wraps you in a bubble when you have your rocket launcher out and fire... Also applies to team mates who run in front of you while you are sniping.
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7 RisposteThe silent clutch The guy who doesn't say a word does what he's susposed to do, and when you finish he just leaves. The rest of you are all asking.....so, who was that guy.
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The procrastinator: doesn't listen until you tell him over and over again just to find him just as clueless before he knew what to do
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The coward: runs from a fight when they need you
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5 Rispostethe guy that tells you to "calm down" or "have fun", after failing the same checkpoint for the 10th-plus time.
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1 RispondiI'm the dictator
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4 RisposteThe False Jesus - "Don't worry I got self res", activates too early and dies again.
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Have been guilty of being the Clutz on oryx with a rocket launcher once or twice. Not one of my finer moments. Nice list though. Can definitely relate to playing with a lot of those guys before. Mr squeeker anyone?
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5 RisposteThe "Emblem Whore" -- insists you put on challenge emblems to prove your worth as I sit there with 319 light. /giggle in party chat /leave fireteam
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6 RispostePersonal favorites: The "Unleveled Defender" (still getting used to it as a being a thing) The "Pull Me Through" Guy The "Rockets in Kings Fall" Guy The "Shotgun in KF, especially Totems" Guy The "Excessively Loud Music But Still Asks If Its Ok" Guy
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3 RisposteThe low impact sniper guy :|
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3 RisposteThe screamer - someone who screams down the mic after a couple of wipes The afker - im just going to have my dinner yeah fine its 2am for me and i wanna finish this raid but yeah go ahead and have dinner ile wait The one that blames everything else but them for dying - it was the lag/glitch, that add came from nowhere The entitled to cry baby - when someone gets a item in a raid that they want and they have a bìtch fit about it down the mic The talker - the guy who talks non stop during a raid and wont stfu The douchebag scrub lord - the high light level player who joins your team offering to help you finish the raid but blames everyone else for wiping when they are the one that is 1st to die
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1 RispondiLego-Less: The guy who can't seem to be able to hit the side of a barn (or warpriest or golgoroth) with an arrow. Black Spin-dull: The 306 guy with the 290 Black Spindle that insists he hops in the pit with the others instead of taking gaze. Touch of Mal-less: those one or two idiots who want to do adds on everything despite having Touch of Malice Same Ship, Different Day: You know those dumbasses who always seem to stay on the plate too long and die by the ship? Yeah. Them. Are We There Yet?: That guy who begs to run relic then takes forever to get it. You aura-n Idiot: This is kind of a multi role nickname. Give it to the guy who can't hold aura for a long time at WP or the guy who can't pass it at totems. 420-Gaze-It: Yeah. Golgoroth Challenge. You all have to take gaze? You know the guy i'm talking about. I don't know where i got these names from. A lot were clever. Some not so much. What do you guys think? ~G.R.S.
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2 RisposteModificato da Krieghund69: 3/3/2016 6:47:15 PMGear elitists twits: Gamers that think one can't do the raid without the TOM and or Black spindle. Ignoring the fact that people were doing the raid just fine without those weapons for quite a while without them. The toxic Tom: He will spends the entire game claiming how many times he has done the raid, bitches/insults other players as well as blaming them for his mistakes in the most condescending tone possible. Note: If you leave this idiot in your party or at the least don't collectively mute him it is a given that the team will degenerate into a useless frustrated mass and fall apart by the time you reach the sisters. Boot him asap.
