What did you do?
I was able to get off the first syllable of fg(afraid to complete that word) before
Ninja gave me a temp ban for no good reason :D
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#Offtopic
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Used to have a drug empire, now I occasionally kill people.
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1 RispondiI ripped the tag off a mattress
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I went on Disney channel.com without my parents permission
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"I threw a rock at Token." -Eric Cartman
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So ILLUMINATI Senpai noticed me? :D
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1 RispondiI stole the Declaration of Independence.
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Hmmmmm well yea good luck fbi
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Shit, are they on to me?
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Aliens!
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Oh, the usual, didn't help kids in Africa, killed Bowie instead of Trump... But of course the U.S. is fundamentally Christian.
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6 RisposteRunning a perfectly legitimate homemade candy shop out of the back of my black windowless van.
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for banging donald trump's daughter. [spoiler]don't forget: donald trump wants to bang his own daughter[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteModificato da xi_GoinHam: 3/2/2016 7:25:44 AM
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Nah I have friends in the FBI. Worst case scenario is is go to luxury jail for a few months and then become a "contractor" of some sort.
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Modificato da coronadojoe: 3/2/2016 7:16:21 AMI saved 15% or more on car insurance
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Had a one night stand with the directors daughter And now she's preggers [spoiler]shot gun wedding [/spoiler]
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Wrestle a police officer. Dude. Wresting is fake a Tombstone won't break your neck. [spoiler]*gets chased by whole police department*[/spoiler] IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO! IT'S JUST A PRANK.
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1 RispondiModificato da Seven: 3/2/2016 7:00:18 AM-Stole someone's sweet roll -Bartered with a guard like one of the shopkeepers -Spray painted 666 on the wall of every seminary class and religious focused school I could find -Came too late for my ex's needs -Ripped someone's dick off and fed it to them -Murdered multiple people and pissed on their corpses to assert dominance. [spoiler]I also took a visit to Moscow with my pet decapitated head[/spoiler]
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13 RisposteI stole a balloon... On free balloon day( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RispondiRefused to unlock my iPhone.
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I scammed millions of people, ruined perfect friendships and relationships, had multiple murders occur, and is flat [spoiler]Monopoly [/spoiler]
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[url=http://ipeedalittle.com/click/]dont click[/url] I clicked this on accident
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Loitering
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1 RispondiTalking badly about feminism on an Internet forum
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1 Rispondi[url=http://ipeedalittle.com/click/]dont click[/url] I clicked this on accident
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1 RispondiSliced Donald trump's knee caps and hit him in the shin with a razor scooter