Let's be honest, most of us have done one of these at some point.
1) The "Lone Wolf"- someone who thinks they can do everything on their own but can't
2) The Politician- the one that insists on using you as a human meat shield
3) The Lost Puppy- that teammate that is scared and follows you around without being of much use at all
4) The Statue- the teammate that is frozen the entire match
5) The Spotlight - the teammate that wears a bright shader and wonders why they can't find good cover
6) The Forever Confused- the one that can't tell who is on their team
7) The Ghost - that guy that you forget was even on your team
8) The Benedict Arnold- the evil one that pushes you into enemy fire
9) The Death Wish - the one that runs out and yells at the other team to shoot him
10) The Lagger - this is the one that has suck a bad connection that he can somehow faze through walls
If you have any others, be sure to add them in!
Be sure to share any videos if you have them!
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Edit: Also see my new post, "The Bad Raid Teammate Identification Guide"!
Here is a link to it:
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/194698097/0/0
Also The Bad PvP Teammate Identification Guide ( IB Edition )
https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/195186115/0/0
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4 RisposteThe Titan - the master slayer who runs head first into zones destroying everything in it's path to neutralize a zone, but never getting any help to arrive and hold the capture, so Titan dies and zone is lost.
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2 RisposteGawd, I hate #8
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2 RisposteThe spot lighter When your scoping in on someone and he stands right in front of you to take the kill. The magician Runs right into enemy side after heavy pickup and gets destroyed constantly by rockets
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1 RispondiLol this is great!
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3 RisposteModificato da nomorbountisXP: 3/3/2016 6:56:40 AMThe Liam Neeson (spelling). The guy who always runs into you. Doesn't matter where you go. He will find you. And run into you.
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I violated the [url=/en/View/bungie/conduct]Code of Conduct[/url] and was met with Ninja Justice.
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7 RisposteHow about The Steve Nash- only can get assists I literally think I have 9,0000,000,00,0,0,00,0,00,00000000 assists.
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I've been all those except 8 and 9.
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2 RisposteThe Confused - Manages to let you get snipped after every kill but is trying to push you. Happens 7 times per game. The Enlightened - Thinks that 310 is too low light for iron banner. The Vulture - Manages to pick of every one of your kills with a sliver of health. He swears he's not trying to. The Unpredictable - These terrible players are so random that even a skilled player has difficulty facing then. The Determined - This shotgunner will run straight at you. Over. And over. And over. And over. He'll kill you. 95% T-bag. The Pyromaniacs - These Warlocks will use fire. If you die to anything but burn damage, they well be upset. Want more?
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Modificato da Xunnn: 3/3/2016 6:42:33 AM[b][u]The Idiot-Savant:[/u][/b] Racks up an unbelievable score one match, then goes so bad the next that they seem like they're playing with their armpits. [b][u]Happy Camper:[/u][/b] Sits in one spot the entire match with a scout/sniper, thinking they're the bees-knees, and constantly return to that spot regardless of their success, much to the chagrin of team mates. [b][u]One-Eyed, One Brain-Celled, Flying Purple Ammo Eater:[/u][/b] As soon as the heavy ammo drop is announced, moves as fast as possible to the drop zone (if not there already) and pops the crate before anyone else can arrive.
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I -blam!-ing hate the Benedict Arnold
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1 RispondiThe janitor: waits for teammates to weaken enemies then runs through and cleans up all the kills.
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3 RisposteThe complainer - is ok at pvp but [b][i][u]every[/u][/i][/b] time they die they blame it on lag, glitch, cheating, etc.
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The guy who claims everyone else is cheating
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Im sooo number 2.
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2 RisposteThe teamkiller: constantly stays close to give extra easy kills/ always revives in sniper lanes leading to many,many rez snipes while he's in cover
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The Conspiracy Theorist: The guy that snipes you from another country
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The oblivious: Step in front of teammate trying to fire a rocket. Applies to pve as well.
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8 RisposteThe Steady Goer - Never at the top, never on the bottom of the scoreboard. The First Act - He goes toe to toe with someone but dies and expects his team to finish off the guy, regardless of the fact that no one is around. Typically he will shout something like, "He's a one shot!! Kill him!!" The Prodigy - A highly skilled player, usually squeaky, that everyone puts up with, despite his terrible personality.
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19 RisposteShoulder-with-body-attached: Goes around only shoulder charging all game.
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The scavenger - lies in wait right behind teammates, using them as meat shields. Will wait until the enemy the allies are fighting is weak, and will scavenge the kill with a sniper body shot while said enemy is focused on the teammate holding aggro.
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Im definetly a politician. If you rush to the front of the fight I have no problem using you for cover.
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I'm #7 The Ghost. I make little to no impact on any match I play. 80% of the time I'm a ghost getting T-Bagged.
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1 RispondiDude I get so many Benedict Arnolds. That crap is so annoying. Lol
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1 RispondiThe police officer. Runs around killing everyone with a side arm. Never uses primary. The Obama. The teammate that never seems to be helpful in any situation. You most likely often say " thanks a lot____"
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3 RisposteThe Blocker - When you are waiting for an opponent to move into you crosshair (in Pantheon) and a team mate stands direct in front of you like you're invisible (?).