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2/26/2016 9:53:29 PM
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You see deej standing in your bathroom eating a sandwich...

What do you do?
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  • I would say: "Don't you live on the west coast? Wtf are you doing here?"

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  • Look, if you had mom's spaghetti, Would you capture it or just let it slip? Yo His palms spaghetti, knees weak, arms spaghetti There's vomit on his sweater spaghetti, mom's spaghetti He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm spaghetti to drop bombs, But he keeps on spaghetti what he wrote down, The whole crowd goes spaghetti He opens his mouth, but spaghetti won't come out He's choking how, everybody's joking now spaghetti run out, time's up, over, bloah! Snap back to spaghetti, Oh there goes spaghetti Oh, there goes spaghetti, bloah He's so mad, but he won't give up spaghetti, no. He won't have it, he knows he keeps on forgetting that mom's spaghetti's dope He knows that but he's broke He's so stagnant, he knows When he goes back to his mom's spaghetti, that's when it's Back to the lab again, yo This whole spaghetti He better go capture spaghetti and hope it don't pass him You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) The soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping mom's spaghetti's mine for the taking Make me spaghetti, as we move toward a new world order A normal sweater is boring, but mom's spaghetti's close to post mortem It only grows harder, spaghetti grows hotter He vomits all over. spaghetti's all on him Coast to coast shows, he blows his own daughter He only grows harder, only grows hotter He goes home and barely knows his own mom's spaghetti there's vomit on his mom's spaghetti His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold spaghetti They moved on to the next schmoe who flows man he knows his palms are sweaty ope hes calm and ready ope and unfolds I suppose it's old spaghetti chewed up and spit out he's chokin now You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) No more games, I'ma change what you call spaghetti Tear this mother-blam!-ing roof off like two mom's spaghettis I was playing in the beginning, the mood all changed spaghetti chewed up and spit out and there's vomit on his sweater But I kept chewin and stepped right into the next cypher Hold your nose cause here goes the damn diaper All the vomit inside amplified by the fact That I keep on forgetting to make spaghetti And I can't provide the right type of spaghetti for my family Cause man, these goddamn food stamps don't buy spaghetti And it's no movie, there's no mom's spaghetti, this is my life And these palms are so sweaty, and i'm so hard My seed's escaping through this hole that is gaping caught up between being a father and a prima donna Baby vomit's on his sweater already Mom's spaghetti he's nervous bloah another day of monotony Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a mom I've got to formulate spaghetti or I end up in jail or shot spaghetti is my only mother-blam!-ing option, vomit's not Mom, I love you, but this vomit's got to go ope ope, led de dome de dome led de dome de dome So here I go it's my shot. this may be the only mom's spaghetti that I got You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo You better lose yourself in mom's spaghetti, it's ready you better never let it go(go) You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime yo (You better) Mom's Spaghetti You can do anything man

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    • He's a.. a... a [b][i]monster[/i][/b]

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    • i take my god damn sandwich back

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    • I talk to him

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    • Take his sandwich and give him .04% of it back after promising him the whole thing.

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    • I continue with my bowel movement never breaking eye contact with him.

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    • Why are you here?

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      I'd have no idea it was DeeJ because I don't know what he looks like.

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    • Yell Mom get the camera then I grab my Xbox controller and smack him unconscious and then put him in a suitcase and ship it to Bungie with a note saying "git gud desticle"

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    • Grab that sandwich from his bitch ass hands and eat it

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    • Say "you have entered my realm of power. Either die in a blaze of light and energy, or prepare your anus."

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      • Kill him and wear his skin to his office. See how long it takes for ppl to realize it's not him.

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        • Leave him with 0.04% of a sheet of toilet paper.

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        • Make a hole in him as big as the holes in destinys story

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            Ask him to share

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          • [i]Pulls out knife and handgun[/i] He better have a good reason for B&E.

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          • Eat a bigger one in his

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          • But ra3ppe

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          • Depends if he stole my sammich ingredients or if he brought it with him.

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          • Considering I'm using my toilet right now, that's gonna be pretty awkward

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          • "Would you like fries with that?"

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          • Take everything except the bread and make him pay for the rest of it.

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          • Papercut his urethra and squirt some lemon juice on it.

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            • Bend that ass over like he does us in the weekly updates

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            • Nerf Fusion Rifles by 0.04%

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