So, what you're saying is that people in the Valentine's Day event are going to be… t [i]horny?[/i]

It will because you're bringing it up and promoting it. So now that this is up you're going to give people the idea to use them

Lol, why would people use thorn when they can use the last word? It's superior in scrubness

I'm going to feel bad for the Taken Tots who will be facing year 1 vets with truly OP weapons Hand Cannons with Crowd Control (crowd control is what made high impact hand cannons like Timurs Lash to be a secured 2-shot after the first kill) Scout Rifles that are better than MIDA (a nicely rolled Deadshot Luna or High Road Solider outpeforms MIDA) An OG spare change with Feeding Frenzy, Glass Half Full, and Hand Laid Stock Auto Rifles that outperform SUROS Regimes (I'm looking at you Vanquisher VIII and Shadow Prices) A shotgun that has more range and impact than Conspiracy Theory (cough cough Felwinters Sniper) A sniper that has Final Round (to make sure broken heart buffed guardians get shutdown by headshot) and can outperform the 1,000 yard stare (oh beautiful LDRs, Longbows, and Spears come to me) A Fusion Rifle that has nearly Max Impact and range that has two main perks that'll allow it to one shot from questionable distances AND THAT new fusion rifles dont have: Glass Half Full and Reactive Reload (Praetorian Foil) Rocket Launchers with Max Impact and Velocity that come with Tripod and Grenades and Horseshoes (Ash Factory, Tomorrow's Answer, Radegast Fury) And Machine Guns that can wreck guardians better than Qullims Terminus ever could (BTRD, the Swarm, Corrective Measure, Zombie Apocalypse, etc) But ehh its time to show the Taken Tots why Year 1 was better hahahaha.

yall do know that year one weapons were nerfed right along with year 2 weapons. The current meta in crucible will be the meta in Crimson days. Or do you not play cruicible?

Well Valentine's main flower is the rose. And roses have thorns.

The last word is a thing. And mida exists.... Who give a shit about thorn?

I knew I kept that Feltwinter's for a reason. Thorn/Felwinters/Radaghast or Deviant-Grav

That will be fun. Pretty much every year 1 weapon is better than year two. Will be nice to have a legitimate reason to use them.

[b][i]JUST LIKE EEEEEVERRRYYY ROOOOSE HAS IT THOOORRNNNS[/i][/b]

I must be totally missing something here. Light level doesn't count in any of the regular Crucible playlists either, so why is everyone excited about busting out yr 1 weapons all of a sudden?

You are all fools! Thorn and felwinters are shadows of their year 1 glory. Only 1 op setup remains that will reign true terror in crimson doubles [spoiler] icebreaker and timepiece :)[/spoiler]

Kinda fitting; you give roses too a loved one and they're covered in thorns[spoiler][b]COINCIDENCE? I THINK NOT. BUNGIE = ILUMINIPPLE[/b][/spoiler]

Necrochasm this is your chance to truly shine like never before!!!