It's my turn to do one of these mother-blam!-ers. Let's see what I've got...
[quote]Excuse me, young lady; I happened upon your personal information and I must say, I find your face and form most extraordinary. Would you honour this gentleman with a rendezvous at the local câfé, perhaps at 3 of the clock, on the next Saturday of our calendar?[/quote]
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http://imgur.com/6cbhrJr What, I like halo?
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Raisy Didley ist mein fetisch
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1 Rispondi[quote]>Gf is preggo >we liked to get kinky any ways >one night things get particularly saucy >I'm sticking my noodle in her when some weird chunks start coming out of her so I turn on the lights >WTF it's red everywhere but she's obviously not on her period >I look up at her and she has a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not responding >ohshitohshitohshitohshit >I rush her to the car and speed to the hospital >She's bleeding everywhere >by the time we get there she's stopped bleeding but all the colour has drained from her and she looks almost transparent >Oh shit she looks like she's in a vegetative state >Storm into the emergency room, find the nearest doctor and explain the situation >He takes one look at her and says >"Sir, I'm sorry. There's nothing we can do" >"WHY THE FUСK NOT?" >"We don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti."[/quote]
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eat a snickers
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25-55+(85+65)
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I don't have anything in Ctrl+V. D:
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http://imgur.com/XqwOmLp
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1 Rispondi( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I keep just having a Lenny face to paste
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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https://soundcloud.com/elanadicocco/12-macklemore-penis-song-ftd
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╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP DIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP DAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \( °□° )/ ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL DA TABLES ಠ_ಠ Son ಠ__ಠ Put ಠ___ಠ DA Tables ಠ____ಠ BACK! (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°0°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVAH
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https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/185035181/0/0/1
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Would do it, but it's my friend's address
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Modificato da A Forklift: 1/8/2016 11:43:39 AMWell that was someone's address. [i]Drives away ashamed, treads throwing up dirt in the background[/i]
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I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath. I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath. I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath. I swear by God this sacred oath that to the Leader of the German empire and people, Adolf Hitler, supreme commander of the armed forces, I shall render unconditional obedience and that as a brave soldier I shall at all times be prepared to give my life for this oath.
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-Variety A.I
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https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1182
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(⌐■_ʖ o) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Terminator Lenny Swiggity ∧_∧ ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂ ⊂ ) ( ( ( (_(_) Swooty ∧_∧ ( ̄3 ̄) ( U つ ) ) ) (_)_) I'm ∧_∧ ( ̄3 ̄) ⊂_へ つ (_)| 彡 (_) Coming ∧_∧ ( -_- )っ (っ / Lノ┘ For that ∧___∧ ⊂( -_ - ) ヽ ⊂二/ (⌒) / Booty! / \ | 。 。 | \ ___ \(•_•) ( (> your leaving? / \ (•_•) <) )/ well / \ \(•_•) ( (> then / \ (•_•) <) )> bye / \ \(•_•) ( (> so I'm like / \ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ FLIP THAT TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ ヽ(°□°ヽ) FLIP THIS TABLE. ┻━┻ ︵ \(`0`)// ︵ ┻━┻ FLIP ALL THE TABLES ಠ_ಠ Child. . . ಠ_ಠ Put. ಠ__ಠ The tables. ಠ___ಠ Back. 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( \( \ ) ,_. . . . . . . . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) { `--.. . . . . . . ./. . (_) `={ \`-._____/`. . .| . `-{. . /. . . -=`\. . . | . . `={. .-= = _/. . ./ . . . .`\. . . ..-'. . . ./` . . . . {`-__.'===,_ . . . . / /`. . . . . . . . .`\\ . . . ./ / . . . `\=" / イ (((ヽ ( ノ  ̄Y\ | (\ | ) ヽ ヽ`( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /ノ / \ | ⌒Y⌒ / / |ヽ | ノ/ \トー仝ーイ | ミ土彡/ | | AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!!!!!!! [/spoiler]
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