Here's how the game works:
I will give you a prompt, for example:
[b]"Worst thing to do when your being attacked by a bear.[/b]
Then you could reply with:
[b]"Poke it with a stick [/b]
Now, you will reply with something logical or something completely stupid. People will then vote or like the ones which they like best.
I will start below:
Edit: Try to make your prompts and responses funny
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#Offtopic
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I got my (fill in the blank) stuck in the toaster
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21 RisposteWorst occasions to wear red?[spoiler]I really want to see what you guys think of.[/spoiler]
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14 RisposteModificato da ALoafOfBagels: 2/6/2016 3:34:20 PM[i]Downtown Paris, France[/i] You're a master thief, and you're in the main bank of Paris, France, and you just single-handedly hacked the bank system and gave yourself millions of dollars. You are going to escape through the back door, but activate a laser trap system that sounds an alarm and instantly contacts the French police. You run out of the bank and find yourself in an alley way. In it there is: -A bike rack with an old bike that has a wicker basket on the front -A large dumpster -An old rusty knife on the ground -A table with what appears to be a homeless person's lunch, concluding of a baugette and some cheese -The back door leading to a bakery -The back door leading to a very expensive restaurant [b]The police will be all over you in just a minute. What do you do?[/b] Note that your one of those classic thieves wearing a black stocking cap, black pants, a black turtleneck, and you have a stuffy beard. [spoiler]If you want me to, after telling me your actions, you can tell me if you want me to continue your scenario so you keep encountering different situations. [/spoiler]
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3 Risposte[i]It is the most solem part of the funeral, when everybody has thier eyes closed and heads bowed[/i] [i]You come back from the bathroom[/i] [i]You stub your toe[/i] [i]You scream: AWWW MAAAANNN[/i] [i]Everybody looks at you with a mix of suprise and hatred[/i] What do you do?
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20 RisposteModificato da CaptainStranger: 2/23/2016 1:14:28 AMWorst thing to say as your getting executed My idea:[spoiler]the lottery number were 5 4 23 10 and the powerball is GLAH-dead-[/spoiler]new one: So what are we doing today?-gets beheaded- man look at that headless idiot.... Wait that's me
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Best infomercial for Kanye West.
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1 RispondiSubtitle of destiny 2:____________
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30 RisposteWorst first words from a baby
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79 RisposteMost inappropriate movie to watch with a church youth group? [spoiler]Bonus points if the film has zero nudity, but is equally bad for a different reason.[/spoiler]
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56 RisposteThe first thing Deej does in the morning
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19 RisposteWorst thing to say when meeting your girlfriend's parents for the first time
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35 RisposteWorst name for a rollercoaster.
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Damn Daniel
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10 RisposteYou stub your toe at a funeral What's the worst thing you can scream?
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7 RisposteThere's a dog on your porch. What do?
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27 RisposteWorst time to open a door for someone
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119 RisposteThe worst place to be naked.
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21 RisposteNow, this is a story all about how...
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18 RisposteThe doorbell rings.. You open it.. There stands your favorite celebrity. What do you do? [spoiler]no one else is around[/spoiler]
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20 RisposteYou wake up on a bed, each limb tied to a post. You are surrounded by a pizza box, a diesel powered sex toy, and a jar of horse sperm, and you seem to have turned into a female. A fat man with a camera stares at you and says...?
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13 RisposteWorst thing to say to bae.
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52 RisposteWorst than stepping on a Lego.
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Worst thing to say to a blind person.
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23 RispostePenis in the vagina What do you do?
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67 RisposteYou wake up and there's a hot girl/guy in your bed. What's the first thing you do?
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84 RisposteModificato da rocketgowhoosh: 2/16/2016 8:39:19 PMWorst thing to say when you weren't paying attention and the teacher calls on you?