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12/27/2015 7:41:47 PM
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There is always "That one guy" in the raid...
Regardless of the raid, there's always one.
1. Constant talker: Always talking over everyone in the party, makes communication nearly impossible.
2. Dies all the time: Whether it's an ogre, acolyte, or a single thrall, he ends up dead.
3. Knows everything: No matter how many times the rest of the team has done the raid, he knows more and is sure to explain what to do.
4. The blame game guy: If he dies, it's someone else's fault. Misses the platforms, someone else's fault. Or the ever constant, "It was the lag! It was the lag! excuse."
5. Always away guy: He might need to go get a drink, some food, make a phone call, or go to the bathroom. But he is gone at some point at every step on the raid.
6. Screws around guy: Running around tea bagging or punching people, dancing constantly instead of getting on a plate, getting off a plate at the last second. Anything to prolong the raid makes this guy happy.
7. Constantly laggy guy (though I admit, this is me sometimes): The result is everything from enemies not taking damage, to a 10 second delay before a plate starts up. At least have the courtesy to admit you are the problem if this is the case, and let your team try and find someone else to take your spot if your internet is having problems like that.
Try not to be any of "these guys" and the raid will go so much smoother and quicker.
What else am I missing?
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1 RispondiYou forgot the guy that's always high and has no idea what's going on
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This is freaking hilarious and SO true!
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The guy who doesn't know how to do it, haha that's me I don't know how to do anything after the warpriest
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The guy who has no special awareness and decides to high five the ship at Oryx. I swear to you, I try not to die laughing in an angry tone or yell in a silly tone at people when I hear, "Damn ship! Came outta no where.." Oh really? Pretty sure it comes in the same place. At the same time. Every. Single. Time.
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4 RisposteMy leader booted a guy who kept singing "You used to call me on the cellphone. . . " It was the best boot ever, right during us staggering Oryx before the finish off part. No singing, kids. No singing.
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The mozza! You know when your flying through the raid with no problems then someone pipes up with "shit! Where doing alright here, we should get this done in like 1/2 an hour". Daaaa duuuum! 30 mins stuck in the walls of penis, then either disbanding an hour or two at the sisters or oryx due to silly little mistakes. Hot tip![spoiler]NEVER CALL THE RUN!![/spoiler]
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1 RispondiModificato da FunkeeDiabetik: 12/28/2015 10:18:12 AMThe guy who says (after trying for 2hrs in totems) " OK, that's it, I'm sitting up now.". Dude, you're just NOW taking it seriously, WTF?!
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"The white man" cant jump for shit.
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The Inexperienced "Expert" Claims to have done many times, has emblem, has ToM, 310+ light level, completely incompetent and does most of what you listed.
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4 RisposteThe guy who complains about other players, instead of having the sense to create his own special perfect raid team, with people who don't have any of his pet peeves.
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6 RisposteThe guy who has buddies constantly dropping in the party and chatting with them over the team.
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2 RisposteI just got carried. Hard. Did my first hard raid upto oryx the other night. Joined 5 guys at oryx tonight. Died on the first blight. Self res'd. Didn't make it. Dies again. They're all like "we'll just 5 man it". So I mute my mic and watch them do it. What a bunch of legends.
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I've gotta admit . No 3 is me hahaha
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3 RisposteModificato da Kwisatz Haderach: 12/28/2015 8:03:20 PMEverything you mentioned happened in my last raid. ALL of it. I had to put my mic on mute most of the time because I kept saying REALLY? all raid to myself.... oh and you forgot MUTE the mic guy who forgets hes on mute for the last half hour.....
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then you have this random guy, we allow him to join cause he said he had a max ghorn with the uber chain mail of the tester, ok he loads in we wipe. before we can rally him to our method he runs to the edge of he Templar cliff and yells there is no spoon and disconnects before his character dies. I then farted and proceeded to kill my self.
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4 RisposteThe guy that can't complete a simple jump puzzle. They add hours to the raid all because they can't jump or use there thumbs correctly.
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I recently heard the banging his girlfriend senseless guy. I was like...oh myyyyyyyy
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I am definitely the screw around and know it all, but mainly because I like to have fun doing it and i genuinely like teaching this stuff to people
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I can't help the lag I live in Guam and I'm paying $100 a month for a cable that does shit and I've connected it to a router so I can give my friend updates on his xb1
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Modificato da aMcConghie16: 12/29/2015 12:40:13 AMHow about the guy with the crying baby in the background or young children asking them for food or something to drink. They ignore there family and am more concerned about a game than there children. In my opinion that's worse than any of the _ one guys_ If u feel you fit into this category take care of your kids before playing its disgusting.
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I just stay away from the whiny little kids who post shit like this, and the raid goes extremely smooth.
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That guy who tries moving halfway up the side when killing adds at golgoroth. Also that guy who's torn after the first daughter's downed and can't work out where the starting platform is.
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1 RispondiModificato da The Brofessor: 12/29/2015 12:12:11 AMIf there is ALWAYS that guy, how did you list 7 different people?
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Constant talker and dies a lot are what makes me leave or kick of the party. Year 1 I accept it, year 2 no patience
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2 RisposteDon't forget: The one that uses a Shotgun as a Sniper.
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You missed the first timer Someone doing the raid the first time barley at 290 and did no research on how it works
