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Post riddles here and see who can answer them.
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Your mom during a bukkake
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How do you spell don't touch in Braille
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5 RisposteHow much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Modificato da PVBeachin: 1/15/2016 2:10:37 PMAnything that absorbs liquids
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2 RisposteModificato da LilBill6424: 1/6/2016 3:21:19 AMThree people go to a hotel for the night, it costs $30 for one room, so they split it and each pay $10. The manager realizes he forgot to give them the $5 off discount that week, so he sends a staff member up to their room to give them five dollars. The staff member thinks to himself "well it's hard to split $5 three ways, so I'll just keep $2 and give each of them $1 and tell them it was a $3 discount!" So far, each of the three people in the room have paid $10 for the room. After being given $1 each by the staff member, it's as if they had each paid $9, not $10. If you add up the $9 of the three people, and you add in the $2 taken by the staff member, that adds up to &29, not the $30 originally paid. Where did the $1 go?
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1 RispondiWhat has 20 legs in the morning, 4 in the afternoon, and 135 at night? [spoiler]ABSOLUTELY NOTHING[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteOne mans deity is another mans mid-afternoon snack.
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29 RisposteI'm lighter than air yet a million men can't lift me. What am I?
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1 RispondiWhats the most confusing day in the hood? [spoiler]fathers day[/spoiler] [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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A towel
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My thirst
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6 RisposteModificato da OGsteveBONE: 1/4/2016 5:24:16 AMWhat do you call a black guy on the moon! XD ANSWER [spoiler]An astronaut you -blam!-ing racist[/spoiler]
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A cancer patient
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I had to use cortana for this because, -blam!-, I love using her on my phone. It's better then siri in my humble opinion.
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[spoiler]A Towel[/spoiler]
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A woman who loves the heat
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My wife in the kitchen
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This d-... You know what... ...no... I- I'm done.
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1 RispondiWhat green and smells like blue paint?