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4 RisposteWhat’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
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Your mom
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[spoiler]a towel[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteA man is found dead in a phone booth in a pool of blood. The glass on either end of the phone booth is broken and the phone is hanging. Just outside of the phone booth is a bucket and a stick. What happened?
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10 RisposteWhat have I got in my pocket?
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But who was phone?
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3 RisposteA towel.
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[b] [/b]
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A metal neither black nor red As heavy as man's golden greed What you do to stay ahead With friend or arrow or steed[spoiler]lead [/spoiler][spoiler]100 cookies if you can guess what game this is from[/spoiler]
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A sponge?
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9 RisposteSomething that has never been lost
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Modificato da remige: 1/6/2016 1:57:45 AMThe Sham-WOW!©
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A BODY TOWEL!
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3 RisposteI have a mouth but never speak, run without feet, and have a bed but never sleep.
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7 RisposteModificato da Autolycus: 1/14/2016 4:19:37 PMWhat is so fragile that you can break it just by saying it's name? [spoiler][url=http://a3.files.xovain.com/image/upload/MTI1NDQ3NTAyNDkyMTEzMzc0.gif]Answer[/url][/spoiler]
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5 RisposteModificato da reggie: 1/8/2016 12:07:52 PM[b][i]Drink Dihydrogen Monoxide and [u]DIE[/u][/i][/b] [b][i]---OR---[/i][/b] [b][i]Drink H20 and [u]DIE[/u][/i][/b]
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This dock!
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13 RisposteI have 6 apples. I ate 5. How many do I have left?
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1 RispondiThe answer is towels. Riddle: What crawls on its belly in the morning Crawls on 4 limbs at noon And lies on its back in the evening. [spoiler]your mom giving me a wake up BJ, doing it doggy at lunch, and missionary before bed.[/spoiler]
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The Red Man lives in the Red House The Green Man lives in the Green House. The Blue Man lives in the Blue House. Who lives in the White House? [spoiler]Obama.[/spoiler]
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It's a [spoiler]towel.[/spoiler]
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A towel
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Your mom during a bukkake