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God this game sucks

Enough said [quote]It's time to bring back an old series of mine: If Bungie ran McDonald's. Bungie: Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order? o______o: Yeah, I'll have the big mac value meal with some water. Bungie: If that's all, that will be $5.69. Please pull around to the first window. *pulls around, hands Bungie my money. Bungie: Here you go, have a good day. o_____o: Wait, what is this? You gave me an empty bag. Bungie: Whoops, sorry. This is my first time doing this sort of thing. o_____o: Understandable. bungie: Ok, here is your meal. Sorry about that. o_____o: Dude....you gave me two patties, but no buns, pickles, mac sauce, or any of the other toppings. The fries and water are missing as well. What the hell?!? bungie: Oh...sorry, you have to pay extra for the toppings. o_____o: That's -blam!-ing bullshit. I paid $5.69 for the big mac value meal, it says so right back there on the menu. bungie: Did you read the very small writing? o_____o: What small writing?!? bungie: under the menu, it says "price may not always cover all content in the picture.". o_____o: That is DECEPTIVE and misleading! Now I demand that you give me what I paid for. *car beeps behind o_____o* Desticle: GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!! o_____o: I CAN'T! NOT UNTIL I GET WHAT I PAID FOR!!! THEY ONLY GAVE ME TWO PATTIES!!!! Desticle: WHO CARES? YOU'RE THE KIND OF WHINER WHO PROBABLY USED TO EAT AT WENDY'S!!! Bungie: Ok...look, I'm sorry. Your feedback has been noted. I'll fix this situation right away. *takes o____o's order back. o______o: Finally. *bungie comes back with a dripping bag and hands it to o_____o o_____o: What the -blam!-?!?! Bungie: We gave you the water for free. o_____o: YOU POURED IT IN MY BAG YOU IDIOT!!!! Desticle: WOW, YOU ALWAYS FIND SOMETHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYTHING DON'T YOU? o_____o: HEY, IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEY KEEP -blam!-ING IT UP!!! Desticle: THEY DIDN'T -blam!- ANYTHING UP, THIS IS THE BEST RESTAURANT EVER!!!! Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we really want your meal to be satisfactory, but let's stay on target. If you would like to leave some feedback, pull up to our feedback box and leave your feedback on a piece of paper. The feedback box is right over there. o_____o: That looks like a trash can. Bungie: It's our feedback box. o_____o: It IS a trash can!!! It even says 'trash' on the lid! Bungie: Your concern has been noted, leave it in the feedback box. o____o: HOW ABOUT I LEAVE IT HERE? ALL I WANTED WAS THE BIG MAC VALUE MEAL WHICH I PAID FOR! IT'S VERY EASY TO DO, JUST PUT TWO PATTIES BETWEEN DOUBLE DECKER BUNS, PUT THE TOPPINGS ON THE PATTIES, WRAP IT UP, INCLUDE SOME FRIES, AND PUT THEM BOTH IN THE BAG. THEN HAND ME THE BOTTLED WATER. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING, UNSCREWING THE BOTTLE AND POURING IT IN THE BAG?!? Bungie: We wanted it to be a more interactive experience. o_____o:........What the hell?!? Bungie: I'm sorry sir, we are trying to please you. Here, I'll fix the situation for you. *dumps a whole bag of table salt all over o_____o. o____o: *spits and hacks the salt out of his nose and mouth.* WHAT THE....What the hell is wrong with you?!?" Bungie: My intent was to dry up the spilled water and bring out the flavor in the hamburger. o____o: HOW CAN YOU BE SO INCOMPETENT?!? Bungie, sir, please stay on target. Feedback belongs in the feedback box. o____o: WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!? I used to love coming here. I remember when your slogan used to be "We love to see you smile!". What ever happened to those days, where you actually cared about your customers? Now it seems like you are on drugs. Why do you treat us like thi... *Bungie shuts the window on o_____o o_____o: -blam!- this. *o_____o drives away angrily, forced to accept his mess.[/quote] Original Post: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/179636294/0/0 If you like this bump it
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  • Bump

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  • KEEP IT DOWN!!!! I'M HAVING A HARD TIME HEARING MONEY HITTING THE SCREEN!!!! Show some respect for the elites.

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    • Sounds like someone has a lot of experience working at fast food restaurants.

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      • Lmao I guess im a desticle but that was an enjoyable read haha

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        • That was funny, glad I grabbed some popcorn before reading the comments, so many salty desticles make it even funnier...

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          • Pls bump for later

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            • Damn this is awesome.

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              • Another attention whoring idiot, go away back to your mothers basement

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                • God you're a muted twerp.

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                  • Agreed!Congratolations on this bruh!

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                  • This is not even funny, kinda just stupid. I actually feel dumb after reading it.

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                    • o_____o: It IS a trash can!!! It even says 'trash' on the lid! Bungie: Your concern has been noted, leave it in the feedback box. Thats actually how many companies do that. 100% truth.

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                      • My god I love it!

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                        • All I can say is blam the raid!!!

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                          • Out of extreme boredom I hopped on the other day so I could grab that 50 grim that comes with SRL and the 3 new ghosts. Otherwise haven't played in over a month. I stopped playing for the same reason most vet's have already cited so I feel your pain. However, you don't have your Moments of Triumph, your grim offends my eyes and you only have 2 characters. This isn't an insult, I'm simply pointing out how much of the game you've yet to even experience. You have an impoverished experiential background when it comes to the game, making me question whether or not I should break my own standards and use the mute feature for the first time......

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                            • Your grimoire is 2075. Your opinion means nothing

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                              • I love you

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                                • People also complain about: -Thorn in crucible ( not anymore ) -Gjallarhorn in crucible -Not having Gjallarhorn -Suros being overpowered -Suros needing a re-buff -Vex being overpowered -Vex needing a re-buff -Fist of Havoc -Scorch Melee -Bladedancer -Golden Gun -Voidwalkers super -Titan's grenades -Helm of Saint-14 & Bubble combo -Warlocks fusion grenades -Any grenade that existed rather -Felwinters lie -Shotguns in general -Crota being broken -No vault space -Rockets in crucible -Lmgs in crucible -Heavy ammo being too constant in crucible -Heavy ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too plenty in crucible -Bloom in crucible -Camping in crucible -Others being better than them in crucible -Others being worse than them in crucible -AFK-ers (granted that's worth a complaint) -The loot system -Getting a really good weapon meanwhile they wanted a No Land Beyond because it's the only exotic they need. -No Land Beyond being the worst weapon ever. -When killed by No Land Beyond they complain -Going invisible as a hunter in general -Blink jumping as hunter/warlock -Blink shotgunning -Titans jumping higher than hunters -Titans not having enough health because they're the tank class. -Warlocks need protection as they self-res -There not being bumpers on the edges of crucible maps because they walk off too often -Snipers in crucible -The Last Word being overpowered in crucible -Red Death being overpowered in crucible -Stranger's rifle being too overpowered in crucible -Any pulse rifle in crucible being too overpowered -Xur selling something good -Xur selling something bad -Xurning vs Earning -Nechrochasm needing a buff -Auto Rifles needing a nerf -Auto rifles needing a buff -Thorn's exotic bounty being too hard to try and work towards -Master Rahool not giving them everything they ever wanted in life -Eris in general -Kill target public events being too hard -Heavy ammo glitch being used at crota -Heavy ammo glitch not being used at crota -Map rotation -Iron Banner armor being lvl 32 even though they never do it because it requires much more time and effort and skill to get compared to a raid. -Nightfall rewards being terrible -Complain about the modifiers in the Nightfalls making the nightfall what its supposed to be. A challenge. -Error codes (Yes they are annoying but it is something people complain about so it fits in this list) -Confluxes in Vault of Glass being too hard -Hobgoblins in general -Raid Sparrows not being cool enough to be a raid sparrow -The recruitment section only asking for 32's with gjallarhorn (yes that is a stupid requirement but once again people complain) -Omnigul's strike -Omnigul's scream -Cheating a piece of a raid -Not cheating a piece of a raid -There not being a trading system -Fatebringer being too overpowered in general so it should stay at 300 -Fatebringer needing to be upgraded to 365 -Crucible being stupid in general -Titan Bubbles being overpowered -Shoulder Charge in crucible -No raid being in HoW DLC. -Upon HoW dropping someone else has stated that the new exotic armor sets will cause more complaints as to each character will get buffs and make their class more powerful. -Guardian armor looking the same at lvl 32 (HoW will change all of that yayyy!) -Complaints about people complaining. (I'm not complaining Lol just making a list for people's enjoyment.) -People capturing closest point at the start of a control match. (Occurred a lot on the forums during last Iron Banner) -Orbit taking too long -The younger ages (squeakers as it's called)playing Destiny -No trading system -The apparent 19% of those who've played Destiny on the PlayStation completing a raid -Not having a helmet in tower -Having a helmet in tower (even though it's optional) -Being unable to change a characters appearance after creating their character -Bungie fixing Iron Banner Glitch (buying items at start of Iron Banner) -Bounty for killing 2 targets with a fusion rifle burst 20 times -Blues from legendary engrams, shards and energies from legendary engramarhorn -Suros being overpowered -Suros needing a re-buff -Vex being overpowered -Vex needing a re-buff -Fist of Havoc -Scorch Melee -Bladedancer -Golden Gun -Voidwalkers super -Titan's grenades -Helm of Saint-14 & Bubble combo -Warlocks fusion grenades -Any grenade that existed rather -Felwinters lie -Shotguns in general -Crota being broken -No vault space -Rockets in crucible -Lmgs in crucible -Heavy ammo being too constant in crucible -Heavy ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too few in crucible -Special ammo being too plenty in crucible -Bloom in crucible -Camping in crucible -Others being better than them in crucible -Others being worse than them in crucible -AFK-ers (granted that's worth a complaint) -The loot system -Getting a really good weapon meanwhile they wanted a No Land Beyond because it's the only exotic they need. -No Land Beyond being the worst weapon ever. -When killed by No Land Beyond they complain -Going invisible as a hunter in general -Blink jumping as hunter/warlock -Blink shotgunning -Titans jumping higher than hunters -Titans not having enough health because they're the tank class. -Warlocks need protection as they self-res -There not being bumpers on the edges of crucible maps because they walk off too often -Snipers in crucible -The Last Word being overpowered in crucible -Red Death being overpowered in crucible -Stranger's rifle being too overpowered in crucible -Any pulse rifle in crucible being too overpowered -Xur selling something good -Xur selling something bad -Xurning vs Earning -Nechrochasm needing a buff -Auto Rifles needing a nerf -Auto rifles needing a buff -Thorn's exotic bounty being too hard to try and work towards -Master Rahool not giving them everything they ever wanted in life -Eris in general -Kill target public events being too hard -Heavy ammo glitch being used at crota -Heavy ammo glitch not being used at crota -Map rotation -Iron Banner armor being lvl 32 even though they never do it because it requires much more time and effort and skill to get compared to a raid. -Nightfall rewards being terrible -Complain about the modifiers in the Nightfalls making the nightfall what its supposed to be. A challenge. -Error codes (Yes they are annoying but it is something people complain about so it fits in this list) -Confluxes in Vault of Glass being too hard -Hobgoblins in general -Raid Sparrows not being cool enough to be a raid sparrow -The recruitment section only asking for 32's with gjallarhorn (yes that is a stupid requirement but once again people complain) -Omnigul's strike -Omnigul's scream -Cheating a piece of a raid -Not cheating a piece of a raid -There not being a trading system -Fatebringer being too overpowered in general so it should stay at 300 -Fatebringer needing to be upgraded to 365 -Crucible being stupid in general -Titan Bubbles being overpowered -Shoulder Charge in crucible -No raid being in HoW DLC. -Upon HoW dropping someone else has stated that the new exotic armor sets will cause more complaints as to each character will get buffs and make their class more powerful. -Guardian armor looking the same at lvl 32 (HoW will change all of that yayyy!) -Complaints about people complaining. (I'm not complaining Lol just making a list for people's enjoyment.) -People capturing closest point at the start of a control match. (Occurred a lot on the forums during last Iron Banner) -Orbit taking too long -The younger ages (squeakers as it's called)playing Destiny -No trading system -The apparent 19% of those who've played Destiny on the PlayStation completing a raid -Not having a helmet in tower -Having a helmet in tower (even though it's optional) -Being unable to change a characters appearance after creating their character -Bungie fixing Iron Banner Glitch (buying items at start of Iron Banner) -Bounty for killing 2 targets with a fusion rifle burst 20 times -Trying to send an invite to someone with an extremely long/crazy "xXSo0purxC0o1kiDXx"(made up Lol) after posting an LFG -When you post on LFG, " Send message in game to xXSo0purxC0o1liDXx for invite and they reply to your post on the forums instead -Blues from legendary engrams, shards and energies from legendary engram -PoE 32 is much to hard! -PoE 34 is way to hard! -PoE 35 is insane to hard! -No checkpoints in POE? -Dismantling 365 weapons = motes of lights!? -Etheric light is too rare on pve -Etheric light is too easy for pvp players - PoE helmet before legs is unfair to warlock! -Treasure keys r too rare to get! -Treasure keys after update are too easy to get! -Lvl 34's are too OP in iron banner -TTK all over -Timegated Exotics -Oryx too hard -Oryx too easy -Challengemode isnt a challenge -Aim Assist on Snipers -people missunderstanding Aim Assist -MIDA -NTTE -Black Spindle Mission too hard -Hammer of Sol OP -Hammer of Sol gets Nerf -they complain about Hunters -complain about Titans -Stormcallers Melee Range -they even complain about NLB (wtf?) -ToM requirement for Raids ect ect

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                                  • You haven't played destiny since may. At this point, you're stalking bungie. [spoiler]muted[/spoiler]

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                                  • Please play the end game content before bitching on the forums

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                                    • Modificato da DustyDark Horse: 12/16/2015 3:22:11 AM
                                      If this game sucks so much...STFU

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                                    • Please have more than 7 days and a .7 KD before bitching on the forums about a game you suck at.

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                                      • Don't like the game? I have genius solution that has clearly evaded you... don't play it.

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                                        • Jump Oump Hump Nump Cump Eump Nump Aump

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