Post the best savage/dark joke you got below.
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The reason why trump wanted to build the wall was to keep your mom out
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*clears throat and pops knuckles* "My d1ck looks like a tic-tac." "Oh okay, is that why your sister's breath is always so fresh?"
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I heard the Boston marathon was a blast [spoiler]the last miles a real killer[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteA black guys walk into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks,"Where'd you get that thing?" And the parrots says," In Africa! There's millions of 'em!"
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A guy cursed out Gordon Ramsey😅 besst episode ever
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8 RisposteI saw this in a Vine once... This guy is on X Factor and all the judges say he's terrible. Celebrity Girl Judge: "You know, singing just isn't for everybody." Contestant: "Yeah, that's why you use autotune and I don't." Camera switches Simon Cowl (famous guy judge) as he starts choking on his water as he dies of laughter. I thought that was pretty savage.
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1 RispondiWhat's the difference between isaac newton and the dead baby in my basement? [spoiler]isaac newton died a virgin[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteModificato da Fr33-StuF-pl0x: 12/21/2015 12:16:21 PMWhat do black men do after sex? [spoiler]15 years to life.[/spoiler] Why do black people stink? [spoiler]so the blind can hate them too[/spoiler] Why are black people getting stronger? [spoiler]because TVs are getting bigger [/spoiler] Why are more black people hit by cars during the winter? [spoiler]they're easier to spot[/spoiler] How do you pick up a Jewish girl? [spoiler]with a dust pan[/spoiler] What's the difference between a boy scout and a jew? [spoiler]only one comes back from camp[/spoiler] What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? [spoiler]he breaks his nose[/spoiler] Why did Hitler commit suicide? [spoiler]he saw his gas bill[/spoiler] How was copper wire invented? [spoiler]two jews fighting over the same penny [/spoiler] What do you call a Mexican midget? [spoiler]a paragraph because he's too short to be an essay[/spoiler] What do you call a bunch of Mexican stoners? [spoiler]baked beans[/spoiler] What do you get when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? [spoiler]a car thief that can't drive [/spoiler] That's all I got. Edit: got a few more. How do you get a Jewish girls number? [spoiler]Look at her wrist. [/spoiler] What does Nike and the KKK have in common? [spoiler]They both make black people run faster.[/spoiler] Why are orphans bad at baseball? [spoiler]They can't find home.[/spoiler]
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9 RisposteWhat do you call one guy with an imaginary friend? Crazy What do you call a group of people with the same imaginary friend? Religion
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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew [spoiler]one can escape the chamber [/spoiler]
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Modificato da HALO KING 105: 12/17/2015 5:24:27 PMI recently killed a black guy. [spoiler]I was arrested for impersonating a police officer[/spoiler] How long does it take a cop to change a light bulb? [spoiler]he doesnt he arrests the bulb for being broken and beats the room for being black[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiDeath rates by ISIS are down by 10% today. EDIT: Sorry typo, they're down by 0.01%.
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3 RisposteMoving to #Offtopic.
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Why did Sally fall off the swing? [spoiler]She has no arms[/spoiler] Who's knocking on the door? [spoiler]Not Sally[/spoiler]
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number? Tell her to roll up her sleeves.
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6 RisposteDestinys 'story' [spoiler]oooooooooohhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrhhhhhhhhhhhh[/spoiler]
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Daughter: Mom! I'm pregnant again. Mother: Again? Daughter: Yeah, there must be something in the air Mother: Yeah, your fu[i]c[/i]king legs
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Don't ban solaris
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I'mma roast you like Hitler roasted the Jews.
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Modificato da Raccoon With A Gun >w<: 12/16/2015 7:55:45 PMme [spoiler]#self roast[/spoiler]
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killing skolas in a skolas mask
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Modificato da Raccoon With A Gun >w<: 12/16/2015 7:55:39 PMatheon in year 2
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[spoiler]trump[/spoiler]
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3 Risposte"Mommy, why am I getting Christmas presents in August?" "Because it's cheaper than Chemotherapy."
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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? [spoiler]kick that f*ggot down the stairs.[/spoiler]