Post some jokes only the flood will get. New or old, as long as they're funny. I'll start.
-Lincolns hairline
-Anomaly common sense
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Pm Duardo
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2 RisposteThis ends one of two ways: XDC wins, or the legend dies
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Penïs poll
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1 RispondiThere's a porch on my dog; what should I do?
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1 RispondiDoes anyone else remember a weird cartoon short on pinwheel when they were kids? I think it was called "Clock man".
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16 RisposteI -blam!-ing love cheerios
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nubbin ._.
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"PM Engrapadora, he loves destiny."
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1 RispondiTheres a dog on my porch What do i do with it
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2 RisposteModificato da Nokic: 12/14/2015 11:18:57 PMWhat race are you? I'm attack helicopter. Edit: Change race to gender
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4 RisposteWhy am I attracted to deer?
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3 RisposteModificato da An Impersonater: 12/14/2015 11:08:16 PMHere is some nudes Ipeedalitttle.com [spoiler]click at own risk[/spoiler]
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Engrapadora
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2 RisposteSo my mom asked me to take a shower with her...
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Modificato da Ur mum: 12/14/2015 11:02:55 PM[i]"PM engra or nubbins for more info"[/i]
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1 RispondiMelt beams can't jet steel fuel
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5 RisposteModificato da Heart of Sand: 12/9/2015 7:12:20 AMToast/Envelope Porches Cheerios I heard there was an active sni- *gets sniped*
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2 RisposteToast/Envelope
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9 RisposteModificato da DSPVG_Online: 12/11/2015 1:50:56 AMA panda walks in the bar Bartender ask, "what can I get for you?" Panda say, "food anything is fine" 10 mins later Bartender comes back out with a Chicken Salad The panda eats the Chicken Salad The panda then gets up and starts to leave Bartender says," hey you didn't pay" The panda turns around and shoots him with a handgun The bartender, bleeding out his chest ask, "why?" The panda replies I'm a panda look it up Dying the bartender Google(s) "panda" on his phone On Google search it wrote: Panda, mammal eats shots and leaves. XD
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>Year 2015 in the gregorian calendar >Still using the term Flood
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A $201.50 mitochondria is the powerhouse of the porch
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4 RisposteModificato da OldOnlineID: 12/9/2015 2:53:05 AMToast/envelope?
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1 RispondiI be li-*gets sniped*
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Modificato da Fotbitr: 12/9/2015 8:16:34 PMShe earned her place in Bungie.
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2 Risposte*sits in a polished black leather chair*
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"Hey did you get that grill" "I think so here I made another one the same way" *He hands the other person an envelope* "You forgot to toast it"