Tell us more, we ~hunger~ for knowledge of things about sammich! Does it it have meat? What kind of meat? Is it chicken or ham, or something Not Forged in Light? How do you stack your toppings? Will it draw favor (and flavor) on top of the cheese and lettuce? Or will you find more with The Dark.......Below? Regale us, please. Master, teach us.

DLC: The ham expansion The Patty Caper The mold infection The Frozen bread. I'm preordering that shit. -[i]The guy with no house.[/i]

So. I'm sitting here eating a sandwich reading the forums. I come across a forum saying "just cause will destroy destiny" I think to myself " yea right. My sandwich will destroy destiny" The next topic down was your post. Amazing

mmmmm samwich is there nothing it can't do

Luke: NERF ALL SAMMICHES NOW; but make sure they pay for them first...

NEED ONE FOR ORYX, MUST HAVE: - Balls that weigh 2.3 pounds or more (Each) - 7.4 million dollars worth of contact solution - Immunity to Poison Ivy - Broken up with at least 12 mistresses - Rock hard abs (5/6 must be actual rocks) - A Ph.D. from Harvard with a 5.1 GPA - The ability to teach college level AP neuroscience - Killed a Great White Shark with bear hands (I didn't mean bare hands. You first need to kill a bear) - 7 First Place Double, Backwards Iron Man Medals - The ability to speak Russian, Portuguese, and German at the same time backwards and upside-down - An autograph from a basketball player named Tom Brady - The ability to run a 4 minute mile in 3 minutes - Had sex with the Queen (her brother is also acceptable) - The ability to talk to animals in dog years - The ability to play jump rope with your slong - A Nobel Prize - A Ferrari - Won Tour De France while eating only Laxatives - Never in your life eaten Laxatives - Survived on an uninhabited island with people on it for 3 years - Watched Modern Family with our first president - Minimum 8 Kids, at least 9 of them boys - The ability to hold breath for 6 minutes. - Have flawless spelling and understanding of the English language WITHOUT autocorrect - The ability to sow hats in under and hour - Collectors edition of borderlands - Must have gotten every exotic in game from coming last place in crucible Failure to have EVERYTHING listed here will result in us reporting and muting you, even if you aren't trying to join.

Eris: "[i]Cold cuts! On the surface of my mind![/i]" Zavala: "[i]Whether we wanted it or not, we've stepped into a war with the condiments on Mars...[/i]" Ikora: "[i]The black forest ham may not be with us much longer...[/i]" Cayde-6: "[i]Maybe it's a threat, 'Give us the peanut butter back or we blow the core.'[/i]" Ghost (year 1): "[i]A SANDWICH! FROM THE PRISON OF ELDERS! THE APRICOT PRESERVES IS STILL INSIDE![/i]" Ghost (year 2): "[i]Rasputin really has a much better setup than I do- he has a fully stocked sandwich bar with orbital death breads. I live in your backpack.[/i]" Edit: O SHIT DUDES I FORGOT TO INCLUDE SHAXX Shaxx: "[i]Do you like it better when Lord Saladin oversees your sandwiches? [b]Do you think I care?![/b] Get back in the kitchen Guardian![/i]

Forget DLC when they bringing out the BLT?!?!

Lol it will have more content than Destiny and a better story and it's worth your money!

Hmm... Better be DAMN GOOD SAMMICH if it's gonna take on destiny. One thing I know a good sammich will completely obliterate, its hunger.

Unless you're a girl I don't belive it will happen.

Will it also kill Fallout 4?

Your raid teammates will kill you because of you eating your sandwich too loudly.

Your sando killed my icebreaker!