Sure, the Gjallarhorn is great, but...
[b][i][u]INTRODUCING THE LITERALLY NUKEM!![/u][/i][/b]
[b]THIS THING WILL KILL YOU FROM[/b] [b][i]MILES[/i][/b] AWAY AND YOU'LL BE BLOWN TO BITS!
THIS THING SHOOTS MINI NUKES OUT OF [b]MINI NUKESSSS!!![/b] YOU WILL [b][i][u]DIE TO IT'S SHEER EXPLOSION-ness? AND YOU'LL STARE AT YOUR SCREEN AND SAY [/u][/i][/b] [b][i][u]"WHAT THE -blam!- JUST HAPPENED![/u][/i][/b] YOU WILL DECIMATE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WITH THIS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!
[i][b][u]NUKEMMM!!![/u][/i][/b] YOU WILL ONE HIT KILL EVERYTHING IN [b][i][u]1000 MILE RADIUS!!! BECAUSE -blam!- REGULAR STUPID TRACKING, YOU WILL LITERALLY NUKE EVERYONE!!![/u][/i][/b]
[b]NUKEM[/b] TO BITS AND ENJOY LOOTING THEIR BODIES WHILE [b][i]T-BAGGING THEM BECAUSE T-BAGGING IS ALWAYS FUN![/i][/b]
To order this NUKEM, please call the number below:
1-800-EXPLOSIONS!!! [b][i][u]EXPLOSIONS AND EXPLOSIONS OVER AND OVER!!! YOU WILL CRASH YOUR GAME![/u][/i][/b]
[spoiler]PS. Pay Attention to the CURRENT MODS.[/spoiler]
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My meat rocket works wonders
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I called mine the screen whitener.
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Modificato da Unbreakable Patches: 11/30/2015 4:47:49 PMMr Torgue?
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I thought it was going to be borderlands
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Did anyone else think of borderlands?
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I called mine '-blam!- this shit'
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Are you fkn serious I thought it was going to be some unique missile launcher... Who doesn't have big boy??????
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Dammit Fiji, stop trying to be AlwaysFeral
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71 damage... oh boy
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1 RispondiA MIRV Big Boy huh... while it does make a pretty big explosion, the range on it is terrible.
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It's a MIRV launcher, it won't be able to kill you from more than 50 feet
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5 RisposteIs MIRV better than the standard?
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1 RispondiWhere you find this
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EXPLOSIONS?
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1 RispondiYou mean the big boy? The mini nuke u can buy loool? Not very rare but with the MIRV it is pretty good tho.
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1 Rispondi*crack of a sniper in the background*
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1 Rispondi71? My missile launcher has 270ish
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6 RisposteNorfleet *drops Cheetos*
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[b][i][u]EXPLOOOOOOOOSIOOONSSS[/u][/i][/b]
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1 RispondiThe RYNO would like to have a word with you...
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1 RispondiModificato da thefourfoldroot: 11/29/2015 10:19:10 AM71 seems a bit low power wise, even 142 is lower than my launchers that have 150. One of mine also freezes enemies. Does the fact if fires mini nukes make it more powerful? Edit: shit, just read it's the MIRV!
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The last bit reminds me of modded rocket i had on bl2. Was a black text mongrel. Had infinity ammo and clip but you only needed one rocket. You'd launch it upwards and watch game lag out, and for people that don't know, every ten feet the mongrel shoots 4 rockets out of the main rocket. Well this one shoot 20 every 2 feet. It would crash the game and whoever was the host could no longer host properly for some reason. Even had two dudes send me hate because somehow the dlcs disappeared and they couldn't download because it said they were there. Good times......
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Fiji plz
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3 Risposte71 damage is horrible
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2 RisposteHahahahahaaaa 71 dmg gr8 b8 m8