Rednecks Assemble

You know on fallout when you attack someone and then suddenly the whole town has guns? Yea that's what would happen.

Texas is better equipped for this than Paris. But considering our genius plan is to accept 1,300 people who openly say they support terrorism and another 1,400 who won't clearly say they oppose it, a coordinated attack involving 50-100 terrorists is very easy to imagine. Any one facility, even a police station or a small military post let alone the likely actual targets such as malls and arenas, could temporarily fall to a force that size if taken by surprise. The Paris attacks were carried out by around 20 guys. If I were them, I would target places with more gun restrictions, such as New York City to increase my margin for error, but 50-100 terrorists with a good plan could probably succeed anywhere. 5 guys shoot up one or more stores across town to distract law enforcement. 45 go to an arena hosting a concert or other event with 10,000-15,000 or so there. This event will be selected months in advance and many of the terrorists will attend several prior events at the arena to know the building and have an idea of security staffing. The more "American" the event, the better, for reasons of symbolism. It is ideal if a celebrity is there to increase media attention and to force to make anti-American statements on camera. The 45 split up in the parking lot with guns hidden under coats or robes, and, using walkie talkies and codewords to coordinate, expose their guns and enter all gates at once. They leave five guys at each gate or doorway. That takes about 30 guys. Ten guys take control of the main arena itself, going up on stage and making an announcement. The remaining five guys reinforce or help out where needed. What happens next could be varied - they could chain the doors shut and start a fire, they could release poison, they could infect attendees with a disease, they could behead people on stage, they could line people up and start shooting, they could spray bullets randomly into the crowd. "It can't happen here" - yeah, OK. "But Dear Leader says these are nice people and are being carefully vetted" - yeah, OK.

Ok

Why can't we just live in peace

I... [i]I feel bad for ISIS...[/i] [spoiler]They gon b fukd up gud[/spoiler]

> Terrorist walks into a bank > Terrorist reveals bomb >*Bang* > Terrorist was shot in the head > Man with a gun stands with a smoking barrel > "Aloha Snackbar"

Dude, if ISIS were to attack Texas, they wouldn't cause a QUARTER of the damage done in Paris. Everyone there has a gun and an attitude, and if ISIS even touches one Texan for any reason other than to say Howdy, the entire state will become temporarily independent from the US to wage a full out war on ISIS. There are no pacifists in Texas