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11/12/2015 11:31:28 PM
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Oh is that so?
*the amulet becomes transparent and disappears with a slight glow*
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*Smiles* You're here now.
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You're like a dog you know...you're always happy to see me
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Of course I'm happy. You made it seem like you might never return. Would you rather have me being disappointed when you come back?
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I don't know I think that would have been an entertaining conclusion to our interaction
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Entertaining? I really don't understand what goes through you head.
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Your thoughts are a complete mystery to me. I can't predict how you will act.
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Oh really? *slowly stands up*
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*Looks worried* Please don't try anything!
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Oh ok I guess you don't want to brush my tail for me...I would have appreciated the help but if you insist *starts walking towards my cabin*
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*Gets up and runs after you* I'm sorry! I thought you were going to do something dangerous. I would like to brush your tail.
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I'll see if you've earned it when we get to my cabin *after 5 minutes we reach the cabin but stop several feet away* I hope that isn't what I think it is
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What do you mean? I haven't touched anything in there.
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No it's the stench in the air...there's a male and he's about to learn a lesson *motions for you to stay put and walks to the back of the cabin a loud yelp and whining is heard*
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*moves towards the sound* [i]Please don't let that be him.[/i]
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*he sees a small coyote slowly walking away with it's tail between his legs* Piss on my house again I'll take more than a little fur next time
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What happened?
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He decided to mark my house and if I heard him correctly he's coming back with a few friends. I hope they won't mind a gender change
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He can't possibly be foolish enough to come back can he?
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Oh yes he can it's how all animals are
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Then they better be able to accept having their bodies permanently mutated.
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I don't want to hurt them too much. just enough to teach them a lesson *pulls out a flask and pours a black fluid onto a wet spot on the cabin and starts mumbling* Piss on my home..rip your eye out...piss on your brain
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I think that would hurt just as much.
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You're right...well if they piss here again a parasite will swim up into their urethral opening and lay eggs in their urinary track for a few days then die after they suffered enough pain *walks around to the front and kicks open the door*
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I never said I didn't like the idea. It just sounds like your previous suggestion.
