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11/3/2015 2:03:02 AM
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I'm Jesus AMA
It's been a few thousand years, you guys really -blam!-ed everything up. Nice job with the polar bears and I can see the USA really listened to me when I said the meek enter heaven. Nice... And when I said love your enemies, yes that includes people of other religions, I'm disappointed in the way you treat others and feed into atheistic debates. Also, did you not read about how I saved a woman from stoning, I told you to look into yourself for sin before you condemn others? I see you took my advice with the death penalty. Great job guys.
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1 RispondiI wonder how many people actually believe you...
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Wait... Is your dad Evan Lefavor?
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1 RispondiI have awaited your arrival lord
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BUMP[spoiler]because why the -blam!- not[/spoiler]
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I have awaited your arrival, Lord!
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2 RisposteWhy do you predestine people to hell?
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1 RispondiCan you give me some words of wisdom pls Bump O_O
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7 RisposteI guess that makes me...God. *it begins raining gummy worms*
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2 Risposte>be me >haven't been on bnet in a awhile >scroll through threads >see b8s, revived, bad and gud threads >see a thread "I'm Jesus ama" >his name is green oracle >oh no >cringe intensifies >reads description of thread >NONONONONONO.jpeg >cringe so hard that I folded into myself n died
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God Bump
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If you could just send me back in time about 4-5 years ago,that'd be just greaaaatttt.
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1 RispondiIf you need a helping hand going Jesus on everybody's asses I'm here for you bud
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1 RispondiModificato da Zarthas: 11/3/2015 4:01:04 AMJESUS HELP US!!!!!!!! [spoiler]#yourblasphemyisnotappreciated[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiIf your jesus then when am i getting my first girlfriend?
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1 RispondiNo, your GreenOracle117
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1 RispondiIs this true jesus? I never knew you had a romantical relationship with hitler https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpNAl5zLZSMVx2GcBaie8n1IRBuQORbna
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1 RispondiDo animals go to heaven?
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1 RispondiCan you now my lawn this Saturday?
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I'm sorry ;~;
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1 RispondiWe're trying our best Jesus
