*titan throws hammers like a machine gun*
Hunters: OMFG WOT IS THIS SHIT M8! BUNGIE NERF NOW OR I QUITE WTF!!!0!0!0!
*Hunters can now shoot unlimited ammo*
Hunters: "THIS ISNT CHEATING BECAUSE ITS PART OF THE GAME ITS AN IN-GAME GLITCH IM NOT CHEATING!"
If all the classes where in a family, I feel like the Titan is that older brother who works at a bar, makes decent money and gets all the grills in town, the warlocks are the middle child, kinda socially awkward and works at a fancy office and is the super nerdy and smart one and the hunters are like the youngest child who vapes just to look cool and tries to be that "gangster hipster". It's actually pretty funny when you think about it.
In a family situation, the Titan and the hunter would be there screaming at the top of their lungs while the warlock and his dad is just kinda ignoring them enjoying a football game.
Titans are trying to argue back why a nerf is needed
Hunters are arguing that it's "fair" and Titans got a unlimited super at one point..
And me as a warlock person... I'm just sitting back.. Eating popcorn.. Popping a beer bottle...enjoying the show. Pretty interesting actually.
[i]"Titans got to glitch their supers so we get to too!" -fellow 14 year old hunter[/i]
Edit:
[u]See, there are some slightly older Titans and hunters who find the humor out of all of this too. In that case, feel free to sit down and watch the show. There's more popcorn in the back.
Yes, and there are those warlocks who fell to the salt train as well. So many people salty. Hey, mind sharing some of that salt as well? The popcorn this guy brought here is unsalted.[/u]
Year 1:
Hunter vs warlock
80% of Titans side with warlocks
Year 2:
Hunter vs Titan
80% of warlock sides with Titan
Notice something?... I bet you..
Year 3:
Hunter vs hunter
100% of warlocks and Titans will laugh
Next thing you know they'll be fighting a brick wall.
Titans are indeed taking [i]all[/i] the grills.
I've rustled some jimmies. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well, at least I'm glad to see the majority of people aren't missing the point.
As of today, over 1000 bags of popcorn has been served. :)
[spoiler]there are two types of people on this world. People who gets jokes and notice satire tags, and the people that don't. Lmfao
Yes. This post is cringe worthy. Yes, this post was suppose to sound biased, and sound really bitchy. That is the point. Lol[/spoiler]
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I love being a warlock
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I bet the titan gets all the [b]grills[/b]... Hunters tho...
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It's great being here since day one seeing all the salt on these forums. Never had to deal with it one bit
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Shyt as a person who mains all three character <3 I have to say Titans would be like the youngest child who always got hammy downs from his older brother the hunter! For an entire year the bigger brother would pick on the younger brother and like all little brothers they would sit their and cry and then accuse older brother of being abusive and a cheater, and when the parent turned around older brother would then abuse little brother some more... Anyways a year later little brother finally gets something of their own... Something very special and more importantly something that older brother didn't have before, so now older brother is jealous and cries saying it's not fair that little brother gets a shiny new toy that is better then any other toy he's gotten but little brother decides to stand up for himself and claim that as the little brother he deserves this new toy because little brother ( Titan = Tank, so get over it scrub lol) and so the war begins again between little brother and older brother... The end! Oh wait I almost forgot about the adopted child Pedro yeah he's the middle child that kinda everyone always forgets about, buts it's okay since Pedro is the instigator of the family. Pedro throws little puns to start a fight every now and then and sides with who ever he thinks will win the fight even though he knows they're wrong. Deep inside though Pedro just wants to be complimented/ acknowledge by his siblings to feel as an equal among them... Poor poor Pedro maybe in another year it will be your turn to shine.
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2 RisposteIma hunter and proud. Ignoring posts like these up til now! :D Because us Hunters will always be the bad guys -3-
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It's ok. We Titans are fam with all. And, I brought the popcorn
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Hunters have no chill
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Year 3 hunter vs hunter hahaha genius...
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I like Hunter and Warlock the same.[spoiler]Am I like a transgaurdian or something? [/spoiler]
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Ya damn right son, im a hunter and proud of it
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Modificato da neopy: 10/16/2015 8:05:25 PMI brought some kettle corn. Also I'm a Titan
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WARLOCK/TITAN TEAM FOR DAYYYYS
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1 RispondiMarsha, Marsha, Marsha.....
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1 RispondiI have some Hunter made buttered popcorn, if anybody wants some.
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Modificato da BladeEdge545: 10/16/2015 7:54:35 PMMan I love me some popcorn, I'll get some mocrowave, stove top, and popper popcorn. Don't forget smart food and cracker jacks. Wait.. if the salt of the hunters are flavoring our popcorn..who is bringing drinks? And this also shows how warlocks and titans are neutral/ respectful towards each other, generally speaking. I used to main a titan, now a warlock. But I'm not a member of a master race.. I AM A MEMBER OF THE WARLOCK/TITAN ALLIANCE.
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It may be sattire[spoiler]but its still true[/spoiler]
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This post made me happy, thanks for the laughs.
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What can I say I'm a Titan since the beginning, haven't even tried the other classes because well...I don't like em, but yep hunters complain a lot and they do have many advantages the other classes don't
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I main a Titan and decided to be the one that gives this free code away... Because I work at a bar and drink a lot of RedBull and I take care of my younger siblings haha [spoiler]T3W374T4[/spoiler]
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3 Risposte*rips open bag* I got extra salty! Who wants some?
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5 RisposteWell I'm out of popcorn , I guess this will do :D
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Poor warlocks their coming for your super next
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Modificato da Hambo the Rat: 10/16/2015 6:38:33 PMWhen has this forum been about anything besides needs? *cough* nerf, I meant nerf.
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1 RispondiBeen eating popcorn for over a year. I cant wait for the warlocks to get somwthing OP so we can join the forum wars.
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Locks and titans just hate hunters lmao
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Ah yes, i am a Titan and i cant believe that i get all the sexy grills in town