THERE IS ONLY ONE TRUE LORD GOD AND SAVIOR AND HIS NAME IS JESUS NOT SHAXX NO MATTER WHAT BUNGIE AND ACTIVISION SAY IN DESTINY!! DESTINY MIGHT BE ABOUT DARK SATANIC BLACK MAGIC INCLUDING THINGS LIKE GRIMOIRES, CURSING OTHER PLAYERS, RITUAL SACRIFICE, WARLOCKS, WITCHCRAFT, HAITIAN VOODOO, EVOLUTION, BIG BANGS, AND OTHER LIES OF THE DEVIL, BUT SHAXX IS NOT THE NAME OF THE LORD!!! I AM THE LORD YOUR GOD YOU WILL HAVE NO OTHER GODS BEFORE ME AND YOU SHALL NOT TAKE MY NAME IN VAIN, THUS SAITH THE LORD YOUR GOD!!!!!! REPENT OF YOUR WAYS AND COME TO THE SAVING GRACE AND REDEMPTION OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR CHRIST JESUS OF NAZARETH OR PERISH IN THE EVERLASTING LAKE OF FIRE. JESUS DID NOT COME INTO THE WORLD TO CONDEMN US SINNERS FOR WE HAVE ALL FALLEN SHORT OF THE GLORY OF GOD, BUT TO SAVE US FROM OUR WRETCHEDNESS AND WICKEDNESS INCLUDING SATANIC EVIL LIKE DESTINY, SO THAT NO MAN SHALL PERISH AND ALL SHALL HAVE EVERLASTING LIFE IN THE CONGREGATION OF THE MOST HIGH WHO SITS ON THE THRONE IN THE HOLY OF HOLIES OF THE HEAVENS OVER THE ASSEMBLY OF THE ANGELS, SERAPHIM, CHERUBIM, HOLY GUARDIAN ANGELS, AND ARCHANGELS!!!!!!!! BLESSED BE HIS HOLY UNSPEAKABLE NAME AND ALL PRAISES AND HONORS AND GREAT TIDINGS OF GOOD NEWS AND GREAT JOY BE UPON HIS HOLIEST OF ALL NAMES, UNKNOWABLE TO ALL MANKIND!!!!!!!
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2 RisposteModificato da Whoppenheimer: 10/10/2015 6:17:11 PMPsh you haven't praise the sun lately \[T]/
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#satire there ya go, fixed.
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Lord means king. That's why Jesus is called "king of kings" and "lord of lords" which is sometimes shortened to "lord", but just calling a person "lord" for "ruler" is not inherently blasphemous, or else "lord of lords" wouldn't make any sense unless there is more than one lord.
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1 RispondiI pray to shaxx every day 4 times a day and every 6 months I cut off a part of my pènis and place it in my alter of shaxx and then I rip my nipples while whispering his name
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What? Please be joking.
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1 RispondiDid this really just happen?
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Well, i guess i have to celebrate Kwanza now, since Christianity involves cap locks....
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6 RisposteLOUD NOISES!!
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7 Rispostey'all need satan
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Amen brother.
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Nerf Shaxx!
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You do know that there is a difference between "Lord" and "LORD" right? Might wanna read your bible a little bit closer. Also "Lord" is a title of nobility, not a reference of deity.
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IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVOIR JESHAXX WILL SOME ONE PLEASE GET OP A MIDOL?!
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5 RisposteCalm down Ricky Martin ... it's referring to Lords and Kings as in the medieval times ... now with that said ... Jesus is the King of kings and the Lord of lords!!! Amen
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Modificato da SpacialSnowflake: 10/10/2015 6:17:13 PMGr8 b8 m8
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I'd hoped to never see one of these outside offtopic... Should've known better
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YOU SHALL BE SPOOKED https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CFZ9g9vEdbE
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2 RisposteModificato da ImmortalAbyss: 10/10/2015 6:06:23 PMBut he didn't look a thing like jesus🎶
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And just before he left, Jesus turned to the disciples and said, One of you will leave your Caps Lock on and my simple message of being nice to one another will then be seen as part of the rantings of a madman. No amount of magic with loaves and fishes is going to pull back my reputation from it. I therefore leave all my good ideas for social change with you lot to write up in various bizarre and fantastical ways to confound and amuse for generations to come. Right now, I'm away to meet Shaxx at that pub by the crossroads, The Crown is it? Anyway, we're going to talk crucible gameplay changes now that Thorn is dying out, he thinks he's nailed the new meta. As the door slammed behind him, Thomas who hadn't really been listening, looked up "What was that? Thorn, crown, nailed a cross?" Never mind said Peter and they all went back to their magazines. Thomas wrote down as much as he'd heard anyway, notes are handy, he'd flesh it out with the rest of the story later. Or maybe just fill in the blanks himself, no harm would come of that.
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#satire????
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4 RisposteHeard Jesus was gonna be a boss in the next raid.
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I have no religion.... Oryx and crota were gods for the hice Servitors are considered gods among the fallen. There are no gods. Only God slayers
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Poopie.