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Modificato da Vladimir Lenny:
10/6/2015 2:25:38 AM
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Dad walked in on me fapping
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What did ur dad do?
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1 RispondiToast/envelope?
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2 RisposteFap in on him walking
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Why did you take the time to make this as he's standing there...
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1 RispondiAsk him to join in
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I would totally finish with or without him standing there. If he stands there then that makes him the creepy weirdo dad and most chances he won't tell anyone that he stood there and watched his son jack off..
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Tell him he probably did when he was your age too
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At least he didn't make it a contest... like my dad As punishment, I had to fap a whole carton of cigarettes
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Spiderman him
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17 RisposteSpin to face him, yell [b][i]"EXPELIAMUS!!!"[/i][/b] and jizz in his face.
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1 RispondiDid he give you the "apple pie" talk?
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Fuçkin bust a nut right in his eye and call him a little bitçh, whip that ass and yell in his ear "call me daddy"... become alpha male, lead the family into raging wars and then retreat back to your new male concubine
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Ask him if he'd like to join in
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be like i was chekin for lumps
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Tell him to join
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1 RispondiWhat's this toast/envelope method you speak of???
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[b][u]JIZZ IN HIS EYE[/u][/b]
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6 RisposteStare him in the eyes and [i]finish[/i]
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Did you shoot one off in his face as a defense mechanism ?
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Modificato da ThinkGod: 10/5/2015 3:37:59 AMTell him the instructions were not clear. Then find the nearest toaster and jam the little -blam!-er in there.
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Modificato da Waverly Hazard: 10/5/2015 3:35:35 AMLol I've fapped with parents in the house for years
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33 RisposteLearn how to use a lock, or learn how to do the ultimate stealth fap. Go into the bathroom, lock the door, and turn on the shower. Start fapping, and when you're about to cum, shoot your load into the toilet bowl. Then take a quick shower to clean up.
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10 RisposteDon't fap when your parents are around. That is Fapping 101 you idiot
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Make him help you.
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Toast/envelope
