Hello, I am a Prophet. I can see the future. I know how you die. I know everything. You may ask me 3 questions, but be cautious. The future is dark.
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#Offtopic
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3 RisposteCan I be saved? Do I have a part to play in my death? Can I have your ability? I'd make a fortune off this shit
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2 RisposteDo potatoes have sexual feelings? Will I win the lottery? And will Deej find me in my sleep?
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5 RisposteAre minds uploaded into computers people? Am I dead? When will the apocalypse occur?
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2 RisposteHow many mins will it take for me to bust a nut? Is it gay if you look at a guy in a porno? What type of porn will I watch tomorrow; teen, rule 34, porn games, bbw, furry? Only you can tell...
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5 RisposteWill I be the best? Yes. Will I conquer everything and everyone? Yes Will I shine a light to obliterate tour darkness? Yes I will. Hahahahah
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2 RisposteYou didn't answer my final quesrion
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2 RisposteScrew you, Xur. You may have brought me my first SUROS, but you've really gone to shit lately
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2 Risposte( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RisposteI do not believe in prophets
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2 RisposteWhat am I
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3 RisposteCan I be saved? Do I have a part to play in my death? Can I have your ability? I'd make a fortune off this shit
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5 Risposte1: Do you have a donut? 2: If so, what kind? 3: If it's glazed, can I have it?
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2 RisposteOn what day do i become unhappy What day is considered my peak, as far as physical health What day do i commit a personal heinous crime (biggest regret)
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2 RisposteWill I ever join the military? Will I have a girlfriend within the next week? Will destiny ever die?
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6 RisposteAre you Xûr?
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2 RisposteWise prophet, answer me thus. What, is the dankest meme?
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8 RisposteModificato da Legion: 11/4/2015 6:49:06 PM1. Where the hell did you get that coat? It's hella sick. 2. Why? (Just Why. That's all.) 3. I've lived for a very, [i]very[/i], VERY long time... (Before humanity, before even creation.) and there's not a question that I want to ask more. [i]Who created me?[/i] I know I was created. Just look at me... But by who? And for what purpose? I don't blame you if even [i]you[/i] don't know... [spoiler]Oh, and if you ever meet her, tell Satan she still owes my that drink. Thank you![/spoiler]
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2 RisposteDo you look hideous? Is that why you cover your face? Will i ever buy an aston martin?
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7 RisposteTell me the secrets of Alchemy and how to revive my mom and become full metal
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4 RisposteModificato da Thaowel: 11/4/2015 5:50:47 PMwill [redacted] ever notice me?
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2 RisposteHi how's life? Why do you walk in darkness? turn the light on. No third question so bye
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2 RisposteWhere are you from? What gives you these powers? Overall, will I live a good life? No spoilers, please. I like the twists and turns of life sometimes.
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2 Risposte1 where did you get that robe 2 can I have the lottery numbers for the next lottery 3 can I have a watermelon
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1.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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3 RisposteModificato da Spooky Ninjur: 10/7/2015 3:57:22 PMDo it how do i die? [spoiler]OP is FGT[/spoiler]
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3 Risposte1.What is your Name? 2.What is your Quest? (Reply and ill give you the 3rd Question) BUT BEWARE! ANSWERING WRONGLY WILL RESULT IN YOUR DEATH!