Go home, you're drunk.

What is love?

Wears da weed?

Wheres my mom Wheres my dad Whats the meaning of life

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)? [i]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/i]?

How do I die? Why is my dîck always hard? When do I die?

Did the Prophets foresee the secession of the Sangheili? Why didn't you activate the Halo rings ages ago, if it has always been believed as a way to reach enlightenment? Can I have one of your little floaty chairs?

What does the sandwich (that I just ordered) taste like?

How will i die?

You're still at it, eh?

How many hours do I spend on destiny total before my life is over?

[i]You[/i] may know the future but it is unwise for mortal men to know the coming events of time, least they be tempted to change their fates. Am I unwise in this assumption?

Life is like a cabbage: Sometimes it is green and crunchy, sometimes dad stabs the cat with a knife because his foot ball team lose again Life is like a cabbage: sometimes it is green and round, and sometimes mom wish you were never born If you throw a cabbage in the air he will alway come right back down to you because he is lonely without you. If there is a fire in your house make sure you save all the cabbages before you even think about finding your children A cabbage does not wear a watch but he always have time for you Instead of drinking coffee in the morning try laying down with a cabbage on your stomach and you will be wide awake trust me If you push a cabbage under water he will alway float right back up to the top because he miss you so much A cabbage does not have ears but that does not mean that he is immune to your lies Some time you think about a cabbage and you get so excited that forget to go to sleep again for five days Sometimes you hate your life and dont want to be alive anymore but then you think about cabbage and know that everything will be ok You can paint a cabbage green but that is a waste of paint because he is already green you idiot If you run out of pillows maybe try using a cabbage You can tell a cabbage has gone bad if he is wearing a leather jacket if you are sad put a cabbage in your back pack and carry him every where so it feel like you have a friend that want to spend time with you A cabbage is so pretty but you are real ugly You can ask a cabbage for financial advice but he will not say any thing because he is a cabbage You can put a cabbage on the hood of your car. People will not under stand what you are doing but at least you are doing some thing If you put plastic eyeballs on a cabbage and take him to the movies it might feel like you have a friend I hate my life Dr. Suess did not ever make a poem about cababge And now he is dead A cabbage can not get pregnant believe me I tried You can put a cabbage in a baby carriage amd take him for a walk and people will say "who this" and you can say "he is my cabbaby" If you want to trick your parents put a cabbage on your pillow at night and they will think you are sleeping but you are actually crying

How do you know that I die? Does your mother know about your..."activities", and does she approve of them? Where's Waldo?

How will I die Do I ever finally man up and ask the girl And finally,will i ever get off my -blam!-ing ass to grab the phone to order the pizza I have been deciding over for the past hour?

1. How am I gonna die? 2. Do I get laid? 3. What is the dankest meme?

Screw yah questions, a guy like you don't deserve to live , ( stabs you 9 times)

*I approach the opposite direction, my face not facing yours* Life is full of surprises, why ruin it?

But you didn't see [i]this [/i]coming! *stabs your face with hidden blade*

Do I ever aspire to anything? Do I have children? Do I get any honorable awards?

Who shall I marry, is world peace achieved in my lifetime, and Netflix and chill?

Will i ever get invective? Will i have sex? Will i get that ass?

How will the conflict in Syria end, will Bernie sanders learn how economics work, and what will my last words be?