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Modificato da Apogee:
8/30/2015 9:26:05 PM
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The object to your left can be ascended to year 2
I will slay oryx with my gaming chair!!!
Edit 1: 100 replies!! I will add a a guardian to my fire team every 100 replies! First guardian- MIKEVO8 and his OP stool!
Edit 2: the next two guardians in the fireteam are Orichalcos with his taste-bud destroying sour patch kids And cobracommander00 with his finances crushing pile of bills
English
#Destiny
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn’t dead! Shia surprise! There’s a gun to your head and death in his eyes. But you can do jiu jitsu… body slam Shia LaBeouf. Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf. But blood is draining fast from your stump leg. He’s dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. You’re chopping off his head now…. You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf. His head topples to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia LaBeouf.
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An empty toilet paper tube. [spoiler]At least it's more useful than an auto rifle.[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiDXL1 Turtle Beaches. Run into a bunch of screaming thralls, plug in my phone with auxiliary cord and blast the screamiest song I have, crank the volume, place on Oryx's head. Watch it explode.
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Modificato da seraphic_thunder: 9/1/2015 3:52:55 AMPaintball pistol Edit: BROKEN paintball pistol
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My cat? She would rip apart oryxs eyeballs. Even when I pet her she glares at me
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Great my mtn dew bottle will be upgraded for year to the -blam!- are the perks on it
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Poop? I poop, and poop gets poops so skolas drink kill of oryx poop and dyes poop to orange and then hardens then kill Croat with poop sword and then kill oryx
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Empty beer bottle... It could be worse?
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A dirty plate
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My tv remote
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An ottoman. Bout to throw it at oryx like
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A zebra print blanket, COME ON
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A damn water bottle
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My laptop.
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Deez nuts
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Bottle of Dasani. Aww yeah, year two Lord H2O Fixer.
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A pillow, it's going to be a long fight...
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Deez nutz[spoiler]ha got eem[/spoiler]
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My Directv remote... Sweet
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A half-empty Nutella can. I'm coming for you, Oryx!
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Modificato da Master Chief: 9/1/2015 2:48:50 AMCheese [spoiler]LETS CHEESE IT![/spoiler]
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My kitten, Snack Sized Oreo McFlurry is his name
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My hockey bag
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A kindle fire
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My sink
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iPad 4th generation JAILBROKEN ! Too OP in year 2.
