[u][b]Read the rules before posting[/b][/u]
Don't be too specific and don't name anyone. For example: "I want Jennifer Lawrence" will get you ignored.
Tell me if you want a guy or girl. Don't tell me your gender just tell me what you want.
Any mention of tits, boobs and you will get someone unattractive. The same thing will happen if you refer to girls as bitch, slut and so on. If you comment normally then I will give you someone nice
You are allowed one male, one female or a male/female couple. No two wives or two husbands.
If you want a new spouse then you need to get a divorce and say why you got one.
When you know the rules please post and we'll begin.
Edit: I forgot to mention that if you want an anime girl I will give you one.
Edit: I can't keep track of everyone so if you want another wife then tell me you got a divorce first.
Edit: 6500 replies!
Edit: Make sure to tell me you got a divorce before asking for someone new.
Edit: Need to clear something up "Girl who likes anime with black hair and green eyes with good personality" is too specific and if I see this again I will just give you a random girl.
Edit: New change, any mention of ass or booty and you get someone ugly. And more more saying "assets" to me that means ass and boobies and if I see that you know what you'll get.
Edit: [b]NO INANIMATE OBJECTS [/b] I don't give a -blam!- if you're into attack helicopters.
Edit: If it doesn't come from me ignore it. And for those who think it's funny to hijack my thread you could make your own thread and you can marry people to toasters for all I care.
Edit: No longer accepting the cheating excuse. Come up with something different.
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#Offtopic
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3 RisposteOh, what the hell. Female, a dark hair colour
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1 RispondiSure why not [spoiler]girl[/spoiler]
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3 RisposteAnd warped tour loving, skinny jean wearing, anime loving, gothic girl is what i desire.
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1 RispondiModificato da Redmaplewizard: 1/8/2016 4:42:36 AMGirl please
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1 RispondiWhy not, female.
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3 RisposteI'll take anyone really.
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1 RispondiFemale please
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3 RisposteYou never got back to me :(
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1 RispondiGive her to me..
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3 RisposteGive me someone, because why not
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1 RispondiModificato da JoyceBros: 1/8/2016 12:49:43 AM
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1 RispondiYou look cute today
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2 RisposteAlright women
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1 Rispondi
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8 RisposteI don't care what I get! I just want someone who is loyal like TR-8R! [b] [b] [b] [b] [b] [b] [b] [b] [/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b][/b] [spoiler]._.[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteOk, I think I'm ready
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1 RispondiRed hair complimented with prominent red eyes.
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6 RisposteWhy not? Divorced my their wife for trying to turn me into a llama. Brunette, brown eyes, endomorph body type if that's acceptable. Into music and pretty bubbly.
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1 Rispondi[quote]Hey! Can I get a woman?[/quote]
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2 RisposteFemale?
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1 RispondiGirl. Blonde.
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2 RisposteNeed new wife
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3 Risposte//INITIATE POWER REACTOR// ...10% ...20% ...30% ...40% ...50% ...60% ...70% ...80% ...90% ...100% //SYSTEMS ONLINE// //SCAN POST// ...25% ...50% ...75% ...100% //POST SCANNED// //DETERMINE BEST RESPONSE// ...20% ...40% ...60% ...80% ...100% //DETERMINED// //INITIATE VOICE MODULE// ...50% ...100% //VOICE MODULE ONLINE// "Female, Synth please."
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5 RisposteThe other one got pushed off a cliff by a beaver, needs a new wife
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2 RisposteA nice classy girl
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1 RispondiWhy not