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Modificato da ALoafOfBagels:
8/20/2015 6:13:12 AM
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You're trapped in a corner and...
You are being swarmed by level 35 Elder Reaver Captains. There are about 50 of them. Lightswitch and grounded is on. You only have primary ammo, but luckily small arms is on. What do you do?
Edit 1: This post is growing so fast! I wonder if we can get to 50 posts..of we do I'll start a new dilemma. Also don't forget to leave a like too!
Edit 2: Alright we hit 50! Now, here is a new dilemma, one that is ACTUALLY POSSIBLE: [spoiler]you're in a corner, and there are about 30 level 35 Psions ahead. Arc Burn and Lightswitch are on, but you get brawler. What do you do?[/spoiler]
Now LET'S GET THIS TO 100! (Not its at 100 right now but half of that is from me responding to you. I only count your responses)
Thank you so much again and please leave a like on this post.
Edit 3: I suppose I never mentioned but you do spawn with your super ready, you can wear any armor and have any weapon. You spawn only with primary though so you'll need to take a synth.e
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1 RispondiI go to the forums and cry for a nerf
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28 RisposteModificato da fettuccine: 8/21/2015 12:09:27 AM[i]I kneel, I look up to the sky and begin to pray. The Captains are closing in. The clouds above part. There's a light. I hear the howl of a million wolves. Then a guardian with Gjally equipped in all slots comes down from the heavens. He fires all his rockets with one shot. The Captains are dead within milliseconds. "My name is SmoggyPluto" he says. "Come with me if you want to live!" I follow him. The ground bellow us begins to rumble. About 20meters in front of us a giant Vex dragon head pops out. Followed by a second. Then a third. The rest of the body pops out. Engrams flying everywhere. "No way! It couldn't be!" SmoggyPluto says, he sounds shocked. He turns to me and says: "Its name is Xylar! Stay close to me! And be careful, Master Rahool is close by, I can sense him..." We see a hooded figure suddenly rise from Xylar's back. "Ah yes, it is me, THE Master Rahool. You continue to surprise me Smoggy! But now, I have tamed the mighty Xylar and I am UNSTOPPABLE! Come at me... Scrub" Says Rahool. SmoggyPluto runs towards Xylar with his Gjally ready to launch. But he must have forgotten about Gjallys hidden proximity perk... SmoggyPluto, blown to shreds by his own Gjally... "R.I.P in peace SmoggyPluto" I say to myself silently. Xylar is running towards me. Then a bright light. SmoggyPluto has self revived. He makes a blinding bubble around Xylar. Then throws a split and void Nova Bomb. Then Fist of Havocs. Then shoots 3 Shadow Shots. Shoots 4 Celestial Nighthawk shots. Slashes as Xylar with an Arc Blade. Starts smashing Xylar with a Hammer of Sol. Then finally... To finish Xylar off... Pulls out his Gjally... (Takes a couple of steps back) Then fires a flaming, super tracking, DoT dealing, Luck in the chamber x50, quad burst, explosive, splitting, Wolfpack round rocket. That goes straight into each of Xylar's heads. Xylar is dead, for now. Master Rahool is laying on the floor. "YOU KILLED MY FATHER!" Shouts SmoggyPluto. "WELL GUESS WHAT SMOGGY?!" Rahool begins to shout back. "I AM YOUR FATHER!" Rahool has a smirk on his face, he grabs a knife from his pocket and plunges it into his soulless heart. "You just killed my father..." SmoggyPluto says confused. I turn to Smoggy and say, "Do I get my Elder Ciper from Skolas now?" "Ah, sorry man, I only give Gjallys" Smoggy replies. "B-b-but, Xûr sold it last week!" I reply with a tear in my eye! "Tough luck! Byeeeee" Smoggy vanishes. I go back to the tower. Go to my vault. And it's filled with Elder Cipers... "Thanks Smoggy..." I say almost bursting with tears. "Actually, I did that" a figure behind me says. "I am FoggyJupiter, SmoggyPlutos alternate self, enjoy your Elder Cipers!" I was actually crying now... This was an amazing moment![/i] And then I woke up... It was all a dream :( For those who don't know why Xylar is... https://www.bungie.net/en-AU/Forum/Post/94666893/0/0/1
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Use my DickButt powers
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2 RisposteModificato da Khvostov: 8/21/2015 4:03:46 AMHip Fire khvostov = problem solved
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Step forward and pop my armor of light bubble with helm of saint on. Then wait till they are all blinded and run out of the corner and get to high ground.
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Pull out 4th horseman and thunderlord Learn how to dual wield Pop synths, because at this point -blam!- cooldowns and rules Laugh like a maniac as i unleash the mutha-blam!-ing storm Probably die when i run out of ammo after 10-20 kills
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*goes invis and walks by*
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You make me smile~ [spoiler]Blade dancer invis until i fin a high unreachable spot for non jumpers[/spoiler]
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Modificato da Yoder023: 8/21/2015 3:54:39 AMMy plan worked then.... BAM! Golden gun explodes 1 and gets them out of unison with each other. Throw a nade to damage them & split up a gap. Jump, double jump behind them. While airborne, throw knives at their face. Kill 2. Super's almost ready. Shoot while retreating. Super ready, BAM! Killed one and explosion damage others. Opens a gap and pick off the weakest ones thru their movement.
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-get Thunderlord as a primary- -unlock dual wielding- -wait until Stormcaller is released- -begin anal disintegration-
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1 RispondiChange character lol
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Modificato da Xenomorph: 8/21/2015 3:50:27 AMSoil myself... Repeatedly... The Captains, repulsed by the smell, back away saying: Captain 1) "You first man" Captain 2) "No no... You go first, I'm not touching that" Captain 1) "Skolas will be pissed at us if we don't finish it off" Captain 2) "I don't care... Let's just tell him we did it... Ok?" Captain 1) "Deal" The horde of Captain's walk away laughing at me... But I survive the attack. I get up... Adjust my pants (as they're full) and begin to walk off... Out of nowhere... I slip over on the shame that's exited my pants... Crack my skull on the ground and.............................................. [spoiler]Guardian down[/spoiler]
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Blinking out of here
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Modificato da Cegiofra: 8/21/2015 1:48:32 AMPrepare red death and pray Edit: Nevermind, nuclear fist of havoc
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If I'm warlock ( who has purifier robes) Die Self res Scorch melee for flame shield Run to glitch spot Pop a synth for special Found verdict
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Guardian Down.
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Universal remote.
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Blink strike. Shotgun. Coffee at Starbucks.
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4 RisposteIf small arms is on that must mean that I'm a TYRANNOSAURUS REX!! GIT IN MAH BELLEH CAPITANS!
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2 RisposteSHIA LEBOUF!
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2 RisposteConvince them all I am their Kell. Attack the tower and slaughter all the vaguely interesting characters except for Cayde who will be my right hand man. Rahool's lungs will be cut out of his back
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Blink through them..activate Bladedancer..dance away! Wooooooooo
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First one, shoot one captain with FB and the rest die because of firefly. Second one, I either use bloom and blow them all up or use blink strike and the perk that makes you go invis on kill.
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Hope I'm able to go invisible and get the -blam!- out of there.
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I'm going to just stand still and eventually I'll be teleported to the other side of the map. Problem solved.
