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Modificato da Gplastic35:
8/5/2015 11:21:25 PM
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Tips on Getting a girlfriend, and what age should you be?
I would love to here you guy's feedback!
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#Offtopic
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Be 12, go on Call of Duty, and when a girl comes on, tell her how much you want to have sexual intercourse with her. She will be on your dick like hot bitches on Smarties.
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Thus is the best advice you can be given, it was given to me after I was complaining about being single because it's something I've never been before for more than a month or so. Find something you like to do. And do it. Meet someone doing that and you already have common interests. That's why I spend every night drinking in my room with the lights off.
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I highly recommend the toast / envelop method.
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2 RisposteI was 4 when I got my first boyfriend. His name was daddy and he gave me cummies all the time.
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So this is what offtopic is becoming? The relationship help forum? Do you guys not have any other place to seek answers? I really have to question to age of a lot of users here who do this.
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Bring her shiny rocks and dead animals to impress her. When it comes time to do the mating dance, remember to always face her. Never circle or make sudden movements.
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Kill her
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Just don't be a puss or a tool
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6 RisposteDon't do it, have sex with horses instead. Human whores are filthy, unreliable, and just generally inferior in every way.
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Toast/Envelope method. Age is irrelevant. Must be MLG42069NoScopeMtnDewritos.
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OP is a 12 year old who is scared to talk to girls.
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Ask your hand. She's got a crush on ya for a while.
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Join my cult
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Volunteer at local charities. Seriously, hot chicks do it and dig a guy giving his time for good causes. My buddy stumbled into this and now he gets more ass than a toilet seat.
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Pro-tip: If you need to ask, you're too young, and not ready yet.
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Modificato da Iputtie: 8/6/2015 1:26:24 AMYou follow "the girl you like's" home. You go to school, when you go to school head for the "girl you like's house" and miss a day. then f*ck her in the p*ssy
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2 RisposteYou can get any girl if you pull a bill Cosby
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I don't think age matters, there's a law, or something that states "Romeo & Juliet - something old people can be with young people something something."
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First you want to get some toast, then insert it into an envelope, then send it to her. My current partner did that to get me and i agreed to go out with them straight away, guaranteed way to get a girl to like you.
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You don't have to worry too much of you don't, maybe start when you're a teen tho
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http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sljdwcGPw4A
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Just show them your power armor works for me
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[quote]what age you should be[/quote] More than 12, little Timmy.
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Trust me it's all dumb luck
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If your smart? Make them like you. Psychology is key. Also taking theatre helps, it really let's you get a look at their minds (if you've ever taken theatre you know what I mean) also any age really although at least teen is best, just don't brag.
