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There is like no contest, cause dragonborn won before the fight even started.

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Since when do you ever start a battle with: •Any Super Energy •Any Heavy Ammo

guardian got gjalarhorn

We got guns dude. Guns. Merica. Yea. Dovahking is gonna go down fast from a Thorn, Shotgun, and Blink. Then if we SOMEHOW die we can Self-Rez. We can also summon a bubble to deflect attacks and blind him, stun him, and other things. We can take him down from a mile away with a sniper.

Um G-horn would destroy the dragon born. Heck just bring out your thorn and felwinter. The dragon born doesn't have a chance. Lol

[quote]slow time shout, pull out elder scroll, use elder scroll, dragonborn wins[/quote] Ghost resurrects guardian, guardian keeps shooting, dying, rezzing until dragonborn is dead.

Half the people voting for guardian must not play skyrim

Easy: the guardians will always win. We have guns that shoot pieces of metal at near the speed of sound. Dovahkiin has a sword. Guardians would shut him down faster than he could even draw his sword.

This is dumb, but I believe a guardian would win as guardians can come back to life, as many times as they want, they can not die unless their spiritual connection to the traveler is severed, which very few things can do, like thorn. Pretty much guardians are invincible to almost everything. Edit: rereading the post more closely, I realise now that I was very stupid and I would like to apologise to anyone I inconvenienced with another uninformed comment.

The power company. They could destroy either with a flip of a switch. (Remember to pay your electric bill)

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Me.

Looool all these destiny scrubs who haven't played a single ES game. Dovahkiin would win by miles. Holy shit dude it's like when an ant and an anteater fight each other.

Final round at about 1000 meters away

The real question is: Phalanx vs. Giant Who gets sent to orbit first?