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Modificato da Wolf Reflexes:
8/1/2015 5:33:10 AM
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Roast Warlocks Here!
Saw one for Titans and thought Warlocks deserved one as well. So go ahead, get it off your chest
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1 Rispondi<Why don't Warlocks have exotic boots? <Because they're used to being carried.
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1 RispondiHow many wars can a warlock win? None cause there locked out.....ha...ha
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5 RisposteStriker smashes are inspired by superman, Arc blades by Rambo, and Nova bombs by Purple Rain.
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4 RisposteTitan: hey man wanna see something funny? Hunter: yeah what's that? Titan: watch this. [i]titan aims his hand canon over to his warlock friend across the room, then pulls the trigger[/i] [i]BLINK[/i] Warlock: oh god what was [i]BLINK[/i] that?! [i]BLINK[/i] Holy cr..[i]BLINK[/i]..ap Titan! Hunter and Titan rolling on the floor with laughter. Hunter jumps up off the floor [i]BLINK[/i] Titan: /facepalm
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3 RisposteWhy do you guys wear dresses?
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Why don't warlocks have exotic boots? [spoiler]because they are always being carried.[/spoiler]
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2 RisposteThe Ram,Op melee and Panic Nova bomb
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12 RisposteNo need, I just roasted myself
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2 RisposteModificato da SGT_Bongsmoker: 8/2/2015 10:21:21 PMThe fireteams Hunter was the first to fall. Bullets and sizzling hot burst of energy wizz by. Pressing on the Titan and the warlock continue the fight against an overwhelming enemy. Surounded and outnumber and to compound the problem a stolen archon priest soul was just rstored. The Titan full of a sense of duty, knows what he must do. Nodding his head to the warlock the titan leaps as high into the air as he can. He reaches deeply within calling forth all the power and light he can muster, he hurdles himself headlong into the throng of enemies. Falling into darkness the Titan drags several of his enemies to hell with him. Cornered, alone, and his ammunition spent the warlock smirks. He is fully aware of his impending doom. And as the enemies presses on closer fully intent the warlock death,still he smirks. Dropping a few enemies bodies before his own body is overcome from enemy fire. The warlocks body falls to the ground kicking up a small pile of dust. A smirk still glued to his otherwise lifeless face. The emeny raises there firearms to the sky as a sign of victory. They've deafeted the gaurdians and resurrected their priest. With attentions elsewhere they are completely unaware and caught of gaurd. With the roar of a lion and the radiance of the sun what was a lifeless warlock body burst into flames. The Phoenix has been reborn. Stronger and deadlier than before. The once triumphant enemy steps back. [spoiler]the warlock smirks.[/spoiler]
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26 RisposteThink about it guys, where would you all be in nightfalls and raids with out us. Honestly, I think warlocks are the master class.
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2 RisposteModificato da B0ngSaburr_Batul: 8/1/2015 11:31:20 PMWarlocks are a bunch of floofy hippies. You know they smell like sage, patchouli and dr bronners all natural soap in real life. I bet they talk like spikoli too. Buncha dirty ass hippies. Bet they got some "errmmaaggaaawwrd crystalrz" shit goin too. Go back to your commune and do some yoga and a reikki sesh afterwords ya damn hippies
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6 RisposteWarlocks look so freaking stupid when they self res. They look like they're tearing their nipples off.
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1 RispondiCrutch class with broken melee
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5 Rispostevoidwalkers, the only guardian that can get a negative amount of kills with their super try aiming at the enemy instead of yourself floofy asshat
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F*ck their OP grenades
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Why do they have that fairy float? Why is all the gear feminized on the warlock?
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I'm a new warlock made one last week but almost 34 just don't want to waste esthetic light on things I don't like.
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I like every class so
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1 RispondiCheeseLocks I don't use my super on raids or strikes to work as a team and spawn orbs for everybody. Don't worry I have self Rez Always depending on self Rez Shouldn't have died in the first place Total Death counts : Warlocks
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1 RispondiKilt wearing bitches
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1 RispondiWarlocks are weak ass magic users
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2 RisposteHey warcocks, why do you always smell like cheese? I bet it's because your favorite football team is the Green Bay Packers. ;)
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The only time warlocks are needed is when a group wants to cheese something.
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2 RisposteModificato da CommanderLouiz: 8/1/2015 11:00:44 PMOh yeah? "Mm yes, a fine cloak. But my bond is a supercompressed supercollider. Can your cloak split quarks?"
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What about hunters?
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Warlock players bitch and moan about hunters being OP but talk shit and say we are bad.... Seems legit hahaha
