* Babes
* Free health care
* Free schools (even those run by companies other than the gov)
* Skiing
* cold winters
* Liberal socialism
* Abba
* Vikings (those guys who haven't existed here in a thousand years)
* Moose
* "Lagom"
* Abba
* Scandinavian extreme metal
* Stockholm is the worlds second best tech city per capita
* Old stuff
* High tech steel
* Lots of private space
* One of the world's most equal countries
* Swedish meatballs
* Abba
* Missing screws (IKEA)
* Swedish meatheads
* Koenigsegg
* Really safe cars (Volvo and SAAB (rip))
* Guy who kicks balls and makes a shit ton of money (Zlatan)
* Yngwie Malmsteen (those leather pants are too tight)
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I'm planning on moving to Sweden in about 10 years.
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Modificato da Toast: 8/8/2015 8:49:21 AMYou had me on the first reason. [quote]Babes[/quote]
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1 RispondiNorway is better and your father
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1 RispondiTopkek. It's not free, you have to pay for it in taxes
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You mean Swedistan?
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Sweden master race only for their creation of the Koenigsegg fastest cars in world
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I'm from the US and Zlatan is my favorite footballer
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Ibrahimovic
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15 RisposteIts nice and stuff, but we have too many immigrants now.
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Modificato da Bigger Masshole: 7/30/2015 10:28:49 PM[quote]SWEDEN SUCKS EGGS![/quote] Fixed the title for you.
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Best drivers maybe
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SWEDEEEN
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I'm disappointed in the lack of bikini team pics
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic. Best name ever.
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2 Risposte[quote][i]NORWAY MASTER RACE![/i][/quote] Fixed [spoiler]no seriously, like the same but cooler because of fjords[/spoiler] Did you hear the joke about the Nord, the Dane, and the Swede at the farm? They made a bet to see who could stay in the pig barn the longest. The Nord went 2 mins before a pig farted and he went out. The Dane went 1 min before a pig farted and he ran out. The Swede went 30 seconds, then he farted and all the pigs ran out.
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Might want to add undetected Russian submarines to that list [spoiler]heh[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiYou forgot ABBA
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3 RisposteSverige mästar rasen indeed
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Sweden isn't a race you dumb fúcktard.
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3 RisposteIs it weird to see these swimming around?
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1 RispondiSweden has no freedom of speech.
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1 Rispondi[quote]* Liberal socialism * Free health care * Moose[/quote] m new an english So many words give me the struggling time. My dismay when I finished your post. Because your info is weak and I wasted my own time, and your time to, Dont enjoy life my man, Dont make this thread if your reason is pointless or doesnt EXIST. Dont be offended because its how life goes, think about it
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3 RisposteFINLAND MASTER RACE!
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When I was in high school we had a Swedish transfer student. I'm not really into blondes but damn. She. Was. A. Babe.