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Modificato da Tx J reddy:
7/25/2015 2:04:55 PM
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My wife
My wife has been a dancer all her life. Not a stripper but the other kind of dancing (you know, the boring kind). Anyways I went to a strip club with a buddy of mine. When I got home my wife asked me what's it like at a strip club. Simple version. Naked women pretending to dance so you give them money.
Next day after a long hard day of work my wife was waiting for me. She had poured me a glass of whiskey and had it by the table near the couch. I sit down to drink my whiskey. She enters the room, dims the lights and turns on a song. She dances for me, very sexy. Taking off all her clothes, showing off her body while the song plays. Obviously you know what happens next.
I told my wife that she is awesome and I appreciated it, who wouldn't?
Next day it happens again. Then the next day and the day after. The dances are becoming more routined. It's gone from her turning me on, to literally just dancing around the house while I sit on couch like an idiot. I can actually watch her liping counts as she does this routine.
This is getting pretty old by this point.
Any advice flood?
Edit: Let's hit some highlights here. Many suggest my wife is jealous I go to strip clubs. Not the case, I hardly ever go. Just went with a best friend on a special occassion.
Many have suggested I kill her. I'm fairly certain my wife could be related to satin himself, so let's pass on it.
Keep em coming
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#Offtopic
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Who is Satin?
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1 RispondiPics for proof my friend.
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Have you ever considered that she's doing it to make you not like strip clubs anymore? Like... making you "bored" will hopefully make you think against that sort of thing? Idk tho
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1 RispondiYou need advice for this situation? Hahaha....my pity reaches out to you.
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1 RispondiRelevant
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1 RispondiDance for her
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2 RisposteTell her the game is on. And to make samiches.
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1 RispondiModificato da A Pumpkin Spice Bagel: 7/26/2015 7:33:50 AMYou elevated her the first couple of times and now she feels good because you're showing you are devoted to her and that she looks good. The way I see it you have three options that aren't totally extreme. 1) convince her that it's her idea that she wants to stop stripping for you. 2) show you're not interested in her doing that any more (she might get mad or maybe sad depending on how you get the message across). 3) ride it out and hope she stops so you can do something you'd rather do. edit: Acoma's saturation idea might be correct also. I honestly don't know you or your wife enough to be sure
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1 RispondiOddly enough I feel the same way about mine. She doesn't dance but she tries so hard at being sexy it isn't sexy anymore. But I'm afraid to say anything because it would totally crush her. Dunno man, I just don't know... Its an interesting problem
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5 RisposteDream on white boy, white boy.
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2 Risposte"Stap." Or "Stop dancing because you look like an idiot doing that all the time and it's irritating. Stap."
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2 RisposteJust tell her to stop? Lol
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5 RisposteHave you tried giving her cash?
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8 RisposteIt's called saturation. She is trying to break you of going to see strippers by dancing around the house. In time it will bother u so much that you give up and likely never go to see a stripper again or if you do, you won't enjoy it. I've done the same thing to my wife but for other habits with good results (broke a woman of chocolate). Unfortunately I learned it from my wife's family which means It was likely used on me for years before I caught on.
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1 RispondiTurn your residence into a brothel. Profit.
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8 RisposteYou could send her over to my house ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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3 RisposteSeems like she's practicing.
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1 RispondiTry reversing roles, might make things more fun.
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1 Rispondi"Are you really complaining about a free stripper, get out, just..... GET OUT."
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3 RisposteI dont see a problem
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1 RispondiDance with her. Mix it up a little.
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5 RisposteTell her that she doesn't have to do the dancing and that you love her regardless of what she does or doesn't do...
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2 RisposteBump so I can reply later
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5 RisposteGo in, throw a dollar bill at her then walk out.[spoiler]Make sure you don't look back[/spoiler]
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2 Risposte[quote]Any advice flood?[/quote] Clearly you are not getting the hint. You need to come home every night with wads of cash because she is expecting you to make it rain.
