Mine was getting stuck in a rip current
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1 RispondiModificato da JDeltaWhiskey: 10/13/2015 1:18:12 PMI'm a beach lifeguard. This is why we tell you to swim NEAR A lifeguard. So we can rescue you dumb honky rednecks who come visit our beach
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I accidentally walked into the nude area of the beach. I still haven't recovered from that experience.
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I'm playing football in the water and hear someone yell shark. Instantly thought: "exactly what I feared is happening -blam!- my life."
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I grew up in Hawaii and am an avid surfer. My junior year of high school I hit the reef head first. 8 staples to close my head and lost a giant chunk of my left cheek. Lived in the dark for 3 months while I healed up. Lucky for me my face isn't deformed.
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Every time something brushes up against my leg in the water. I always think "[i]OH MY GOD IT'S A GREAT WHITE I'M GOING TO DIE!![/i]" [spoiler]It's always seaweed. Always.[/spoiler]
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When I was like 7ish I got caught in a rip current... Luckily my dad saw me when I was like 50 feet down the beach. Or else I might not be posting this right now. Yikes.
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I had my Pokemon Crystal in my pocket and then went into the ocean [spoiler]but it actually survived, you just can't save the game anymore :([/spoiler]
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Beach toy floated away :(
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A jellyfish seduced my leg in a rip current. My buddy offered to piss on it...I said no.
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whale shark
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9 RisposteI saw a old guy in a speedo
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Modificato da airicmac: 10/12/2015 11:35:28 AMThat's a tough one. Mine would either be sand in my board shorts or that one time a seagull took my sandwich [spoiler]seagull FTW [/spoiler]
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14 RisposteGettin stung by a jellyfish
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13 RisposteSaw some guy get his hand ripped off by a tiger
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3 RisposteHuge ass tide waves almost drowning me as I swam out to a sandbar
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2 Risposte>be me >at beach >sumting stings >run out of water >fuking shark
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1 Rispondi-blam!-ing Sand Kraken.
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1 RispondiNot going to one
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1 RispondiI was already here. Had a story about one of my friends and how she swam out one day and came back to a yellow sign on the beach regarding sharks in the water.
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2 RisposteModificato da Velo: 9/18/2015 2:35:38 PM>Bahamas >Chilling like a villian >Blood in the water >SHHHARKS.png >Guy runs away with blood dripping >sees flat thing moving that swimming by >tail pokes me >tail impales me >;-; >not a shark >fackin sting rays
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2 RisposteI was at a nude beach and I was like yay tits then I looked to my left and what do I see? Some 80 year old saggy ass tits.
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9 RisposteSeeing some die because their foot got sucked into the sand in the water an they drowned [spoiler]never been in the water since I mostly just play in the sand at the beach now[/spoiler]
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5 RisposteI had a Tiger shark brush against my leg at Daytona Beach when I was 10. I pissed myself a little bit
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1 RispondiMe and my dad were both out there waist deep and we saw fish jumping all of a sudden, then a shark fin chasing them really fast. Scary bc the shark was pretty close!
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1 RispondiI haven't ever been there enough where I could swim out past the initial waves, since I mostly went when I was younger. I was washing my toys off when we had to leave, and I turned around for a second to see my you trucks floating off in the current. I never saw them again. My family cheered me up though, telling me that I had just given Nemo a great new ride, and that all of the other fish would be crazy jealous of him. I felt a bit better.
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3 RisposteA fat girl walked by in a 2 piece. I'm scarred for life...