I'm married 17 years to a beautiful girl, who is also my best friend, with three children that I dearly love and I cannot imagine being without them.
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She's cheating on you
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Just because you have developed a particular world view (maybe due to personal experience) does not mean it's the truth.
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But seriously. Do you know where your wife is?
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Of course I do...she's a stripper.
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Haha. I know bro. Completely messing with you by being an Internet troll. Happy for you and go for fifty years! Congrats.
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You got me. And thanks.