My cat ain't cutting it anymore, he never purrs when I pet him & he always awkwardly stares at me. It seems like the only time he wants me, is when he wants food & water.
So tell me why you think you deserve to be my new cat.
Edit: this is what you're competing against
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2 RisposteModificato da Astrachalasia: 7/11/2015 4:23:11 PM[quote] So tell me why you think you deserve to be my new cat.[/quote] Did [i]not[/i] see that coming.
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2 RisposteI don't want to be a cat, bb. So I'll just leave a picture of my grumpy cat and say get a cute one that'll still not love you.
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1 RispondiModificato da Yarbey: 7/11/2015 3:58:08 PMBitch i don't replace cats, other cats replace me. *drops mic*
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2 RisposteI am Faust
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1 RispondiI have 2 cats and adopt an older 1 1 year old give or take That way the pet people know it's personally They will fight in the beginning but they'll get togther
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6 RisposteOk, but i have a few conditions: No Today Show. Savannah Guthrie looks too much like a cat. I might get defensive. No litter box. The world is my litter box. Must have the windows open at all times. Must have spare couches for... Um... Training. Finally, no laser pointers. They might look like theyre fun, but no matter how many times I kill them, they keep coming back.
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1 RispondiStep 1: Become surgeon Step 2: Get dog Step 3: Watch CatDog Step 4: ???? Step 5: Profit
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1 RispondiI would be a great cat! I like lots of attention... And I purr... Purr purr purr! See I got this stuff down! As for the Xbox one, PS4, PS3, and Xbox360... I've never played an Xbox1 sooooooo... Can't help ya dere But the others I'm good... [spoiler]4561 in the world at BO2 is good rite?[/spoiler]
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Kahjit has wares
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I'm lazy and loving. Id make a great cat. That's all.
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1 RispondiI prefer dogs over cats just cuz cats are a holes You can call their name & theyll just ignore u then start licking their balls smh savage..
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1 Rispondi>tfw thought you were really looking to get a new cat and was gonna recommend a list of breeds
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5 RisposteModificato da NutMeg: 7/11/2015 6:31:33 AMI make my own thrones muthertrucker
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4 RisposteI'll play with your socks and pretend I'm a dog
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Baby, I always purr!
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1 RispondiCause I'm cute as -blam!-.
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1 RispondiWell, one is obviously a cyborg and the black one is a transformer.
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2 RisposteLooks the same to me. Even acts the same hm...
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Just put a box outside of your house. A stray will find its way to you.
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2 RisposteBecause I like snuggles I don't know :o
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Get a doge [spoiler]werf[/spoiler]
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Ragdoll cat
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2 RisposteI should be your cat because I'm sexier.
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1 Rispondibecause you knows meh