[b][i][u]ill start this off[/u][/i][/b]
If I were my guardian I would travel to the reef and [b]-blam!- the -blam!-ing queen in her beautiful, exotic, and mysterious pixilite :)[/b]
Edit: anyone talking about the queen STOP NOW [b]shes mine[/b]
100 comments nice let's keep it going, 200?
Oh my. 100 to 500 .... Wow thanks guys les keep it going
And again all of you talking about the queen will be executed. This is a serious offense against the king of the reef ( me ) (>^^)>. <(^^<) seriously , not cool she's mine
700 comments! :,) mom are you proud yet?
Againx2 STOP TALKING ABOUT THE AWOKEN QUEEN [b]SHE IS MINE[/b]! YOU CHILDREN A
800 comments! Xur said he'll bring gjallahorn if we hit 1,000 :$
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You can't get any and that's the first thing you would do? You know you can do that in real life? Lol you must be socially awkward with ladies.
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I would go to the starting rusted cars area The view is amazing. Second fly around with my jet pack.
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Don't forget to use your black hammer on the queen ;)
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1 RispondiI would make the queen suck my nuts and steel xurs entire inventory from his patty wagon. I would then show off my exotics to Petra to seduce her and bring her back to my spaceship to -blam!- her in her blue ass!
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have an impromptu dance party of course and rob xur of all his strange coins with the very guns ge sold me mehehehe
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Maybe it's just me, but I'm giving the stranger all the time she needs, then I'll smack it up, flip it, and rub it down. Cus She's a time traveler, and time travelers are HOT.
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Kick my ghost azz for waking me up!
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1 RispondiI like the whole bangin the queen idea. She was eyein me during the gate lord cutscenes
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1 RispondiI would tap the ass of my awoken female
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1 RispondiBeat the shit out of Deej and the developers for continuously fvcking us all over...
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Kill myself because I'm immortal
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4 RisposteHave maaaaajjjoooor sex with: Queen Petra Stranger Eris morn All at the same time
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1 RispondiI'd take the Queen on a nice romantic date in the Black Garden, wine and dine her, and then ultimately tap that ass. After taking her home and never calling her again I'd head over to the Tower and punch Rahool right in his Blue Engram dick. I'd cap it all off with a little kicking of the purple ball and giggling like a small child on Christmas morning. Andddddd scene.
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Modificato da Chia Pete FTW: 8/28/2015 7:28:30 PMThe Nightfall, obviously. Gotta get that xp boost... [spoiler]For my date with the Queen![/spoiler]
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Leave my ghost in a box until I get NolanNorthBot. Then he'll actually do more than open doors. (hopefully)
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11 RisposteModificato da Sir Spamselot: 8/28/2015 6:58:38 PMDirty pig you disgust me lust after the queen maybe you also lust for other women in real life you disgust me
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Kill the blaming architects! And than find a strip bar at the reef!!
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1 RispondiPlay with my Ghost( ‾ʖ̫‾) [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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1 RispondiModificato da Lord Fried: 8/28/2015 6:50:43 PMSmoke some ether seeds. That shit looks potent.
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Probably die. I an not very strong, and I am not very intelligent. My bravado and bravery would likely fail when I see, first hand, the enemies we have to face. I likely wouldn't even kill the first "Boss" encounter when trying to get to the ship, and I would likely fall into the abyss inside of the wall before even reaching that point. So, yeah, die, I would probably die.
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1. Off the Speaker 2. Take his place 3. Profit
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1 RispondiRelax in the jungles of venus with a piña Skolata
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3 RisposteSo I wake up and there's this Apple doodad thingy telling me I've been DEAD a long time?! First off, I'd play along with Ghost's general prodding until I'd reach the Tower, then I'd stomp up to the Speaker and demand answers under the threat of death. After that, having excised my true purpose out of the reticent bastard's mouth at gunpoint, I'd sell my armor and weapons and use the proceeds in Glimmer to buy and furnish an apartment down in the City. I'd then get a regular, non-life-threatening job (the City needs file clerks, right?) and spend the rest of my new existence with a steady paycheck and no streams of hot death pinning me to some God-forsaken Russian foxhole. End of.
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Stand guard to protect the city. I'm a vanguard Titan.
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1 RispondiI'll go find the queen... ^_~