Reported for not knowing my master reporter status even though I made it clear with my reporting skills and keen observational skills that have led to you realizing I am a master reporter.
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Reported for not using your master reporter skills elsewhere on this forum. Our Elder reporter states in his lectures that all reporters must scroll through destiny forums and spread the word of the holy reports so that those who are unaware of the Gift of reporting shall find it and thus be reported.
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Reported for not thinking my job reporting you is important to the community. The elder reporter told me to watch out for you and your reckless reporting for certain matters that you do not fully understand such as my task of reporting you.
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Reported for conspiring against me! I've sent assassin reporters to put an end to our holy elder for this. He should be reported soon.
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Reported for trying to take out the elder reporter and trying to make a new order. Reported for paying assassins with money earned from reporting. [spoiler]reported phone for dying.[/spoiler]
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Reported for lack of proper charging. Reported for being unable to save the Elder reporter. Anarchy!!!!!! It's a no holds bar reporting society. Reports will occur by the thousands. Reports will rain upon the innocence comparable only to a hurricane. Everyone will feel the wraith of reporting mayhem!!!!!
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Modificato da Mr. Cubicle: 7/8/2015 1:15:45 AMReported for not knowing that I was doing field report work so I can not charge my phone. Reported for assisting in the murder of the elder reporter. Reported for raining reports down on innocent people in a hurricane instead of a typhoon. [spoiler]reported for reporting the new elder reporter. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡ -) [/spoiler]
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Reported for being a workaholic. Reported for choosing appropriate weather conditions to describe the raining of the reports. Reported for once again bringing order to report system and stabilizing the secret society of reporters.
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Modificato da Mr. Cubicle: 7/8/2015 3:30:16 AMReported for making fun of my 18 hour workday. Reported for trying to start the apocalypse of reports. Reported for not including me in your secret society. Reporters have feelings too. *sheds a single tear*
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Reported for spending more time at work reporting than spending time at home with family. Reported for ending my apocalypse and trying to gain access to the ssr. Secret society of reporters.
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Reported for thinking I have a family.*cries* Reported for still not giving me access to your secret 'club'.
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Reported for not knowing the ssr handshake to gain access to the ssr. Reported for not creating a family in order to populate the world with more reporters.
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Reported for not teaching me said handshake in order for me to spy on your club. Reported for not being concerned about overpopulation. Reported for not taking into consideration that my kids might not want to have the hard job of reporting.
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Reported for feeling like reporting is a job. Reporting is life. Reported for being concerned with over population making one think that you are in favor of genocide. Reported for wanting to spy on the ssr.
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Reported for not taking time off of your job of reporting. Reported for figuring out I was planning a mass genocide. Reported for being a target of this genocide. Reported for making me feel left out by not letting me in the ssr. ;(
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Reported for confirming your genocide plans. Reported for also not taking time away from reporting. Reported for allowing this report fest to achieve epic proportions.
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Modificato da Mr. Cubicle: 7/9/2015 8:50:00 PMReported for not attempting to stop my genocide plans. Reported for not realizing how vital my job is to the reporters. Reporting for not wanting to increase the proportions of this report fest to over 9000!