"But I'm defending the universe hun!"
"Let me kill this boss real fast" - (3 hours later) "one more try I promise"
"Let me do one more match, then I'll rub your back!"
"Why don't you go take a nice hot bath, I should be done by then"
"Don't make me pull out my Gjallarhorn!"
"Guardian down"
Edit: I can't stop laughing at some of these. Keep um going guardians!
Edit: a lot of sandwich fans out there! Lol
Edit: almost to 1000 replies. Thanks for joining the fun guardians!!
Edit: lol somone resurrected this post!
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#Destiny
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I'm happily single, but I'd probably ask if I can get her off instead. It's worth a try.
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2 RisposteNothing. She realizes I work 8-12 hour a day, she also realizes I take care of her, keep her fed, clothed, and put a roof over her head. If I tell her I'm playing destiny she'll either sit back and watch or mess with her phone. Sometimes she even asks me questions.
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2 RisposteWake up in a cold sweat and cry myself back to sleep.
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You sacrifice her to oryx.
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I'm single sooooo yea
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If I get off destiny, you get on me.
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My gf plays destiny so I don't have this problem. She's often right next to me playing.
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Im banging your sister/brother. Usually is good enough of a distraction. Only works once and she gets half your shix. But not the xbox, cuz she doesnt want the xbox.
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There is a kitchen on this game somewhere.... Mmm perhaps you can find it. BAM she is hooked to the game ! Thanks bungie ! :)
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I'm sorry is this the kitchen?
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If i can get some sure
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If I say anything that leads to another attempt on playing she'll turn off the Xbox
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"Wait, who's my girlfriend?"
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Thanks to Windows 10 I no longer have to hear it. I just stream it to my laptop next to me why she gets to watch her show.
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1 RispondiMake tea for the both of us. Make sure mine is a yogi tea with label saying: 'Travel light, live light, be the light' and say: see hon, it's my destiny.
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Modificato da Dona: 10/3/2015 1:50:08 PMI tell my hubby to gtfo destiny or any games in general after wasting his life away for hours and sometimes lack of sleep. Then one day he bought a ps4 for me to play destiny too, and ever since I been addicted to this thing like crack. I been silence since. Go figure..
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I usually say okay and finish what I'm doing. We respect each other so she doesn't ask unless she needs me and don't abuse the privilege by staying on it all damn night.
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1 RispondiSome of these responses in here are so sad. If you have to listen to your wife/Gf so they don't leave you, you're doing it wrong. Let that bitch go. If you can't have me time and do what you want the relationship will end faster than it would you being on destiny or whatever game you choose. Been doing it for 8 years. Work, whatever stuff at the house I gotta do, than destiny or whatever I feel like doing to be honest. My wife doesn't like me playing all the time but she isn't my mother. I don't tell her what to do either. At the end of the day, she would prefer me socializing on the xbox rather than the bar. Don't be so soft. Nobody like a nice guy or a puppy that does as she commands.
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5 RisposteI think my wife may play more destiny then me so there is nothing for me to say
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I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain.
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I say alright, just a minute. Find a good stopping point and log off. It's not a big deal because it's just a game and my life is much better anyway.
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3 RisposteI get in trouble if I play early in the morning when she is sleeping and I get in trouble if I don't go to bed with her and I work during the day, what do I do?
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Go watch real housewives of whatever in the other room
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mom she won't let me play destiny tell her to let me... did you tell her, did you
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Mine would be right next to me slaying the darkness by my side. But we just had to pick separate systems.....
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Yes dear. Then keep playing hehehe.