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Modificato da ShadowAnarchist: 7/29/2015 8:27:20 AM
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What runs through a male's mind?

So men, share a thought or two or more of what runs through your mind on a day to day basis. Since this is a Feminist dominated forum, *sips on mtn dew, this should be interesting. o_o Girls- this may get a little too badass, maybe. My thought at the moment: "Let's make a parody of the other thread on this forum after they created their thread. Come at me bro!" >:) Thought earlier: "Yes, I have another parody thread to make! Oh good lord I'm still good at making these! Whew! I'm so fukin cool!"

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  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Modificato da WTheRegulator: 8/23/2015 6:16:42 PM
    Can I eat it? No. Then can I -blam!- it? If you're brave enough

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  • Money, ass, games, gym

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  • I wonder if she would bang me? x50 Fuсk you DeeJ! Sex Food Sex Women Sex Video games Sex Friends Sex Cars Did I mention sex?

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  • CSGO CSGO CSGO

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  • [quote]i wonder how i could incorporate chainsaw chain into my ratrod vette.[/quote] Just because i had some short sections of chain laying around. [quote]how could i get away with building a wraith in fridays gurps game? [/quote] Gurps is d&d with more paperwork. Its fun. [quote]shes got a nice butt[/quote] Yea it comes up alot. Not my fault if shes got a nice butt. [quote]why did the dumb -blam!-s at [some manufacturer] put that damn bolt there! Dumb -blam!-ing -blam!- whore bitches dont know how to engineer![/quote] Im a mechanic so yea.

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  • Any girl they like naked Celebs,crushes,etc

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  • I wonder when ben's going to be visiting.

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  • My thoughts for the entire day can be summed up in one sentence "I wouldn't be doing what I'm doing right now if I was born 1000 years from now."

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  • -blam!- my life everyone hates me for being a Christian, brony, Boy Scout, having morals. No girl wants to date me in a 100 mile radius, probably cause their rednecks and I don't do mudding cause I don't want to intentionally get that dirty. My parents don't understand how my mind works because I'm a sensitive boy who just wants to play games on Xbox so he can vent problems with strangers, talk about the game, help those strangers with their problems. Most of my friends consist of girls idk why. And my friends give me flak about hanging out with other friends because there social groups hate each other. why can't I remember to do something I need to do like homework it's so frustrating. Why don't people understand my homophobia is actually related to very very traumatic locker room abuse like the fact I almost got -blam!- once. Why don't people take books, movies, satire, and music to heart. Why is the only music and etc. they take to heart about -blam!-ing bitches and getting money. Why can't satan take a break from torturing me for once. Why do I have to be fat. Why do people have to say if you weren't fat I'd date you. Why do rednecks try to tear me apart like animals. Why are drama people such feminazis, I mean I agree with almost all feminist values but they basically want to wipe out the male population. Why is it hard to understand that my friend Richard is gay and I'm a Christian it's not like we're mortal enemies. Why is it hard to believe he goes to my church. When is the next season of my little pony coming out. Why are they laughing. Oh wait I'm wearing my rainbow dash t-shirt. I wish I could have a fluttershy one. I want my blanket. Why don't I kill my self I'm insignificant and worthless. Lovely, Brooke is going on about how she doesn't want me to say God be with you or I'll pray for you because that's not a compliment/sign of sympathy. If I want to kill myself I want to go out in a blaze of glory and put a 10 mega ton bomb in the library. Oh no I shouldn't be thinking that. Dear God expel satan from my thoughts(x10). Oh great now I need aspren. Crap I'm out. I want a girl who: is in control, loves pun wars, will be high paid, let me stay home with the kids cause kids are great, respects me, cares about me, isn't afraid to try new things in the bed or not, I can grow old with and love, can teach me to cook, how social media works, is a six on the scale. Yes all men have scales. Why do people aim for 10. Why do people think I aim low a six is look with a good personality a 10 for me is a stereotypical ditsy blonde. Why do some people look up to me. Why is what I do so strange to people. Why do people think my personality is cool. Why do older people look at me like there proud of me or want to be me they're like 20-30 older than me and I'm in high school. Why can't someone just be polite for once. God I really need strength right now please give it to me. Thank you God for all you've done so far in my life *cries. If we live in a post modern era were all truths are relevant and there are no absolute truths doesn't that mean it's incorrect cause that's and absolute truth and/or the argument can be flipped to say there are absolute truth and that's a truth And my last most very important thought that nobody knows. Why can't I ask Allison out is it cause I'm to shy, submissive, weak, am I to paranoid how I look. She's everything I want in a girl and more. S/he may be intersex, a hermaphrodite, but I love her and I want to be with her into death. Although she looks up to me and I bet s/he's shy, but s/he's never shy. We've been through a lot together s/he's my best friend after all. Me and her some how break the foundations of what many believe to be true. I just wish I could be with her whether s/he would technically be my husband/boyfriend or girlfriend/wife idk I just want to be at her side and cuddle. Thank you for the vent

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    • When am I going to the gym? What's for supper? When are my friends getting online so we can practice for GB's? That's my summer mindset.

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    • -hungry need food! -gym time - why is that meathead grunting like that lifting things?! No one else does that here. The girl On the stepper is incredible! -hungry again -I wonder why you never see a goth driving a car -I need to invent something and become rich beyond my wildest dreams -vegetarians ... It's not a proper meal without meat in it, it's just a side dish -now I'm hungry again -lets have a look on tinder.. Hot... Hot.... Ugh ... Hot ... Has a baby (swipes no) .... Hot ..... Her eyes go in different directions wtf!! -destiny time lets t-bag some fools! Hungry

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    • Mostly about the stories or at least the characters I've created throughout the years. Keeps them fresh in my head.

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    • Food.... Mostly food

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    • Modificato da MrsPlatinumOG: 8/23/2015 8:44:42 AM
      Observing married couples in my lifetime. Guy: hey babe I made you a chocolate sundae with extra chocolate sauce. Female: angrily turns down the sundae "you want me fat!" Female: Does this dress make me look fat? Guy: Yes, sort of Female: runs to the room and slams the door. Guys mind: well don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer to! Geeesh woman! While watching TV Female: do you think she's hot? Guy: Not my type Female: argues, I know you'd want to fawk her! Guy: ugh what? Guy: You look gorgeous today hun Female: what! I'm not gorgeous everyday, just today huh? Female: I know you were looking at her, I saw you peeking at that waitress. You think she's hot huh? You want to fawk her? Guy: what? (In his mind: what in the world has gotten into this woman?) Several hours later.... Female: I'm so sorry babe, you know how having my time of month can get to me and have me start a scene like I did at the restaurant.

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      • Modificato da REDACTED: 8/23/2015 12:07:34 PM
        My school work, what I'm going to do for my workout, girls in general (I guess) Lunch, and BO3. I do think of more, but I'd rather not share it, because it's stupid 15 year old shit. Edit: I also reminisce about why my girlfriend had to die. That's always a nice thing to think about.

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      • Um..... Human things, my balls are sweaty and smell like BBQ crispers Don't really know what kinda point you're trying to prove other than a laugh

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      • Uh... Stuff... And uh... Things... ._.

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      • sin

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      • Hmm depends. Usually a lot of intelligent things unless of course school is out.

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      • Mostly a hamster on a wheel.

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      • Gym

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      • "Tactical assessment: Red Chinese victory... impossible."

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      • I'm tired. I need to stop working night shift. How much are plane tickets to Thailand? My beard looks good, but could use a little trim. Why can't I sleep? I should start running...I'll have a beer instead. Do I have any bacon? Did I pay my bills? My beard really does look good today. Should I call ______ and have sex this weekend? Or maybe ________ I'm tired and should go to bed.

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      • Modificato da Jio: 8/14/2015 5:17:21 AM
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        Some of my thoughts during the day: -10 more minutes, and I'll wake up. -Ugggghhhh, work -Why is my manager so talkative these days? -stupid customers.... -Middle aged white women....NOOOOOOO -A DOG!! -A BABY!! Look at the adorable little fcker -what is life? Why are we alive? -is everything an illusion? -Marc -why do I have to eat? -WAAAAATTTTEEEEEERRRRRRT -Time to check tumblr -I want a boyfriend - I do not want a boyfriend

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        • 1. Better have breakfast 2. Might as well do some Destiny bounties 3. I'm hungry 4. Better go to the gym 5. Cba work on Monday 6. I'm tired 7. It's 4am now, I should've went to sleep earlier 8. I'm in it for the long haul now, might as well watch Star Wars

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