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2 RisposteA guy walks out on the street and sees a sign that says Free Car, he then goes and takes the car and drives it into a cliff, he then gets or of the car and drives another car into that car which contained a murderer and he murdered the guy who drove the car into the cliff and then stabbed himself with a pencil because it wasn't number 2 for his test on How To Get Away With Murder which then he got caught by the police and sued the "How to Get Away with Murder" team
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Modificato da HYPNO-PANDA-: 6/25/2015 4:20:56 AMWhat's the hardest part about being a pedophile... You know just trying to fit in
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You wanna hear a joke!! Feminism.
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1 RispondiWhat do you call a bungie employees balls? Deej nuts
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Your momma's so stupid she pre/ ordered The taken king dlc
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6 RisposteSo a titan, a hunter, and a worlock are sitting at a bar. The Warlock goes, "I think I can throw my grenades farther than any other exo". The Hunter goes, "I think my aim better than any other Awoken". The Titan goes," I think I have a smaller p***s than any other human." So they all go to the Guinness Book of World Records to see if they are right. So the Warlock walks out and says," I can throw grenades farther than any other exo!" The Hunter walks out and says," I do have better aim than any other Awoken!" The Titan angrily stomps out and says," Who the hell is Justin Bieber!"
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Where are all the white women at?
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2 RisposteIf a joke is told in the forest and no one is around to hear it, do they still go online and pretend to be outraged?
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2 RisposteDestiny's story, although everyone says that. I'm going to visit my grandfather at his retirement home, its called the prison of elders
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What the the fireteam leader say to the squeaker? [spoiler]what I can't hear you your voice is to high[/spoiler]
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your mom is so ugly when she opens her legs the hive scream :)
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1 RispondiMen at 26 plays football, Men at 40 plays tennis, Men at 60 plays golf, have you noticed every time you get older your ball gets smaller
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Nancy grace is what would happen if a caps lock key came to life
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Hinder: an app that locates all available singles that will stall your life in some significant eay
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Haha I just went out and bought mine, I don't need them from the likes of RNGesus.......or you XD
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This one is really a prank more than a joke. My friend and I have almost everything in common, sports, games, even the same preferred sleep time (the time when you decide you should get sleep. So he recently got destiny, about a week ago he got dragons breath from a heavy engram. He was really excited and I decided to have some fun with him. I said that when fully leveled that DB gets a hidden perk. I told him that there is a chance a fireball will launch after the rocket is launched but can sometimes be inaccurate. This "hidden perk" was just be throwing a fusion grenade (he literally knows nothing about warlocks cause he mains a titan, remember he is still a newb) every time he launches a rocket. When I run out of grenades? I said that it has a cooldown and wont shoot the grenade after the first or second one is launched. I also got together 4 other friends, told them what was up, and they played along PERFECTLY to it. We are his endgame group and I told him that he should always go with us because we are extremely experienced. (I know this is mean but he does have a hunger currently so it doesn't matter if he realizes what we are doing.). I plan on keeping this up for the next couple of weeks to see if he can actually get a clue about what we are doing. I will update this post as this goes along. Currently 7 raid completions and 10 nightfalls have been successful. I wont release his gt because I fear someone might msg him as to what is up.
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How do kiwi's find sheep in tall grass? Delightful !
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What do you call a etheopian with a yeast infalection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
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I decrypted your mother. Turns out she was common
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What color is the Ethiopian flag? Dunno they ate it.
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A doctor reaches into his smock to get a pen to write a prescription and pulls out a rectal thermometer. "Oh, damn it," he proclaims, "Some asshole has my pen!"
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1 RispondiThere once was a girl I really liked... The way she moved would get me psyched... I treated her like a true princess... She kept telling me to give it a rest... I kept bugging her... I would not deter... Then one day she said yes! I thought I was so blessed Then she said "Finger me" And I was happy as can be... Then as I reached down I felt sick... For I just felt his big, long.......stick
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What do you call a dead baby at PetSmart? Dog food.
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I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?" The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations." The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people too!"