[quote][quote]I am king of the ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) /\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> |==| |==| |==| (O) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ──☆: ・ﾟ Swiggity Swooty I Summon Thy Booty ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ o) robo lenny ╚═( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ╚═(███)═╝ .╚═(███)═╝ ..╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …╚═(███)═╝ …..╚(███)╝ ……╚(██)╝ ………(█). I present to you thy mighty trophy of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)...... [____/[][][]\____] [___´°~° ___] [_ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) _] \[][][][][]/ [_||||||_] __\___/__ / |°°°| \ { (:__:) } \___T[]T___/ VvV ///\\\ (o________o) (==========) Le Lenny Trophy [i][b]Any unauthorized publication/production of the trophy may result in prosecution for copyrights[/b][/i] ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 　ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ 0 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - \ \ ,/﹋╯ ⊂_ヽ L 　 ＼＼ E 　　 ＼ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　 <　⌒ヽN 　　　/ 　 へ＼ N 　　 /　　/　＼＼ Y 　　 ﾚ　ノ　　 ヽ_つ 　　/　/ 　 /　/ 　(　(ヽ 　|　|、＼ 　| 丿 ＼ ⌒) 　| |　　) / `ノ )　　Lﾉ (_ ) /\ /|||||\ <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <||||||||> ||||||| <||||||||> |||||||| <<( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)>> っ====） |==== | ╰====╯ ／ﾌﾌ 　　　　　　 \. ム｀ヽ / ノ) 　　　　　　 　）　ヽ / ｜　　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°）ノ⌒（ゝ.,ノ /　ﾉ⌒7⌒ヽーく　 ＼　／ 丶＿ ノ ｡　　 ノ､　｡|/ 　　 `ヽ `ー-’人`ーﾉ 　　　 丶 ￣ _人’彡ﾉ -@- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). LENNY GOD WORSHIP HIM I. TINY LENNYS I> I ==== I ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) I. I. I. I. I < <. <<. <<. <<. << 　　　　　　　　　　　 　( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 　　　　　　　　　　　　⊂　　つ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　(つ ﾉ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　 (ノ 　　　　　＼　　　　　　☆ 　　　　　　　　　　　　　|　　　　　☆ 　　　　　　　　　　(⌒ ⌒ヽ　　　/ 　　　　＼　　（´⌒　　⌒　　⌒ヾ　　　／ 　　　　　 （’⌒　;　⌒　　　::⌒　　） 　　　　　（´　　　　　）　　　　　:::　）　／ 　　☆─　（´⌒;:　　　　::⌒`）　:;　　） 　　　　　（⌒::　　　::　　　　　::⌒　） 　　 　／　（　　　　ゝ　　ヾ　丶　　ソ　─ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ..... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ʖ̯ ͡°) LENNY APPROVED /\____/\ {• ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°•} \ /cat Lenny ༼ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡° ༽ {. •. } {. } {. } \____________/ Lenny the hut (╯ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╯︵ ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| ┳┻| ┻┳| THIS ┳┻| ┻┳| IS ┳┻| ┻┳| ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ┳┻| ┻┳| …………(¯`‘•. …………..(¯’•(¯’•…………/)/) ……………(¯’•.(¯’•…….((…….(( …………….(¯`‘•(¯’•…((.).( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ……………..(¯`‘•.(¯’((.)….|\/ …..,,,~”¯¯¯`’¯(¸´(.)……| …(((./………………………)_ ..((((.\……),,………..(…../__`\ ..))))..\ . .//…¯¯¯¯¯¯¯’ \…/… / / .(((…../ .// ………….. | ./…..\/ MY LITTLE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ______,-,=- / / ---\ |---------__--[][][]\_,-,=- {] /___ / / [o]= / \ /------,, {]______ / _____ / [][][][][][][] • | <] ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [>--------___ [o]=_\ [o]=___\------'' {]/_____/--;--;--;--;--\___\=- """"" THE PILLAR OF ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Checkm8 m8. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °) Do you even ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡ °)[/quote]

Why can't Americans eat Eagles? [spoiler]because it's ill-eagle[/spoiler]

What's the difference between a black fairy tail & a white one? White:once upon a time Black:check this sh*t out!

Guy 1: all computer use base 10 Guy 2: no computers use base 2 Guy 1: thats what I said base 10

One day, two men died and were sent to heaven. However, heaven was getting pretty full and God needed to control the population somehow. So, he sent Satan to stand at the gates of heaven and confront anyone who wanted to go to heaven. The person or persons wanting to go to heaven would have to ask Satan one question, if Satan get's the question right, the person asking would be sent to hell. However, if Satan get's the question wrong, the person who asked would be sent to heaven. Back to the story, the two men walked right up to the pearly gates to confront the Devil himself. One of these men happened to be very smart, having a good education and graduating from a top notch college. The other however, happened to be a complete dumbass. Dropping out of school in 2nd grade to live with the wolves and live off dewritos, this man had almost no formal education and one might even consider him 'special'. So, the smart man walked up to Satan and asked him to solve the hardest math equation in the world. Satan materialized a chalk board and wrote down the answer to the world's hardest math equation. The smart man was sent to hell. Next came the... um... dumbass man. He walked up to Satan scratching his ass and yelling Deej nutz! all the way. wait wha? How in the hell does this complete dumbass of a man know about B.net, let alone Deej? Ok alright never mind. Back to the story. The man gave Satan a wooden chair that he happened to be carrying with him, and asked Satan to drill 9 holes into it. The man than asked Satan to feed him 10 burritos. After the man finished eating the burritos, he sat on the chair and let out a loud, stinky, and all-around horrifying fart. Satan, covering his nose, asked him what the question was. The dumb man said... "Tell me which hole my fart came out of." Satan looked at the chair and said "Bottom one to the left."  The dumb man than said "No, it was my butthole." The dumb man was sent to heaven. A few seconds later, the devil killed himself.

Why do Titans eyes hurt so much? [spoiler]They can't blink[/spoiler] [spoiler]i don't want a code but I want my name to win[/spoiler]

One day, Little Johnny overheard his parents fighting. Later, he asked what "bitch" and "bastard" mean. They explained that they mean "lady" and "gentleman." The next day, he overheard his parents having sex. He later asked what "penis" and "vagina" mean. His parents explained that they refer to "hats" and "coats." At supper the next day, Little Johnny's mom cut her finger in the kitchen and yelled, "Oh f**k!" Little Johnny asked what that meant, and she said it means "cut." A week later, guests arrive for Thanksgiving dinner. Little Johnny welcomes them at the door, saying, "Hello bitches and bastards! Hurry up with your penises and vaginas we can't wait to f**k the turkey!"

A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is. When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was. His dad thought for a while and answered, "Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future." "I still don't get it" responded the Little Johnny. "Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better," said the dad. "Okay then...good night" said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middleof the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, buthis dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized somethingand thinks aloud, "OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, andthe future is full of shit!"

Gay jokes aren't funny... Cum on guys

My doctor wrote me a prescription for "dailysex" [spoiler] But my wife had to break it to me that it was actually for "dyslexia".[/spoiler]

Why is six afraid of seven?  Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.  Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside

A guy walks out on the street and sees a sign that says Free Car, he then goes and takes the car and drives it into a cliff, he then gets or of the car and drives another car into that car which contained a murderer and he murdered the guy who drove the car into the cliff and then stabbed himself with a pencil because it wasn't number 2 for his test on How To Get Away With Murder which then he got caught by the police and sued the "How to Get Away with Murder" team