This post is for all my bros out there that can't even join a party or plug their mic in for a raid because of girl gamers always trying to hit on us and stuff like that. We're men and we're tired of it, ladies! We want to play the Crucible in peace, not be harassed all the time because we're "guys". We want your help running story missions because we need it, not because we're just guys and we look good in a suit.
So Fellas, if you're sick of being hit on by girls all the time in Destiny, or just plain tired of having girls invite you to run Strikes just because you're a guy and you smell fresh when you get out of the shower, then this post is for you.
We're Men and we aren't gonna take it anymore ladies! We want to play in peace!
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Bravo Earth [spoiler]Congrats for using the satire tag correctly. [/spoiler]
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Mandrake? Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
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Dear god
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YEAH! MY LEE-ROY JEEEEEEENKINS FAMILY FKN JEWLES ARENT FOR SALE SLUTS
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Modificato da Phi-7: 6/21/2015 12:50:21 AMEdit: I fell for it, did not see the satire hashtag.
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1 RispondiModificato da The Loathsome Dung Eater: 6/20/2015 9:23:27 PMBump! Protect your precious seed from them female gamers! Kick them in their front butt!
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Can't remember the last time I raided with male players
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They took our jobs!!
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1 RispondiBravo [spoiler] Sucks that you have to use the tag [/spoiler]
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Equal rights for men!
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3 RisposteCame here hoping people wouldn't even need the satire tag to get this one. I was disappointed
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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12 RisposteNerf all the women! Way too OP
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1 RispondiBro I don't even.... FINALLY! Like just the other day some sleazeball chick I was playing with started sending me nudes and making bonga bonga noises. I was so disgusted that I almost forgot to reload my Khvostov. Ladies, seriously: go home to your boyfriends or hamsters and let us men game in peace!
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Hey hey hey, mother earth, my eyes are up here! Remember that when you talk to me...
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This is beautiful
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Today the dictionary exploded, due to the ever broadening definition of "satire". Onlookers were sprayed with paper and bindings, though no physical injuries were reported. One onlooker was noted to remark " I just wish people understood that snarky remarks are sometimes MORE likely to offend when the person making them feels a need to nestle them in the protective bosom of high concept avant-garde social commentary..." Funeral services for the dictionary will be held this weekend, but no one is expected in attendance.
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Oh, I know what the ladies like.
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1 RispondiIm sure they are sick of your chauvinistic ass too
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Satire or not, I think op was dropped as a child. Repeatedly.
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I'm so tired of ladies yelling at me to get back in the garage and fix their car. Just because I'm a guy doesn't mean that's my sole purpose in life.
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1 RispondiIm more than just a meat stick dammit!
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Where are these girls you are talking about [spoiler]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )[/spoiler]