This post is for all my bros out there that can't even join a party or plug their mic in for a raid because of girl gamers always trying to hit on us and stuff like that. We're men and we're tired of it, ladies! We want to play the Crucible in peace, not be harassed all the time because we're "guys". We want your help running story missions because we need it, not because we're just guys and we look good in a suit.
So Fellas, if you're sick of being hit on by girls all the time in Destiny, or just plain tired of having girls invite you to run Strikes just because you're a guy and you smell fresh when you get out of the shower, then this post is for you.
We're Men and we aren't gonna take it anymore ladies! We want to play in peace!
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1 RispondiBreeders are so weird...
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Lol girls are few and far between what are talking about kid ?
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Preach on!
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There's girl sick in Destiny ????? Yuck, just don't tread in it!!
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2 RisposteHad a female titan pull her ward of dawn over me... So scared... I can't even look at myself in the mirror anymore... [spoiler]points if you get the reference[/spoiler]
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I hate when I'm in a fire fight and she comes up behind me and smacks my ass. I'm not a hot piece of meat. I'm a human being (or awoken) and have feelings. I just want to play.
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2 RisposteWhen a chick asked about my corrective measure, she found out it was a HEAVY machine gun.
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3 RisposteYour lucky you can find any, NOBODY LOVES MEEE!
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I see what you did there.
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Modificato da Dino Plague: 6/21/2015 6:12:33 AM
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5 RisposteModificato da Yelahero: 6/21/2015 4:29:04 AMI hope this a joke if not...this is pretty sad lol
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Suprisingly never found a girl on lfg
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2 RisposteI like playing with females... My experiences with them is better than listening to random males that won't shut the -blam!- up.
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3 RisposteI personally love how easy it is to get chicks to carry me through ToO and raids and stuff.
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This guy is the Shakespeare of destiny forums.
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Tell me about it dude. my whole friends list is just a bunch of bitches that continuously tell their friends about me, I'm spammed every day w. Invites & new followers from these damn Cougars. It's so disrespectful that I can't get into one god damned game without being hit on left & right. Pigs. Asking me if I want a sandwich & shit. It's sickening.
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1 Rispondi+10 sir.
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The satire in strong in this one.
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He's right! I can't tell you how many times I'm about to jump into a fireteam at Atheon and some sexy biddy is all up on my guardians junk like it's going out of style! Honeys, listen, it's never gunna go out of style. Let me do my thing and when I'm victorious we'll meet up at the reef and you can get down on it my Fatebringer...
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Damn girls with their catcalls.. I AM NOT AN OBJECT! I want equality don't judge me because of my gender and your raging hormones judge me based on WHO I AM!
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*tips fedora*
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Satirical posts aren't as funny as they used to be...
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I can't even white girl right now
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18 RisposteModificato da bilbo t baginzz: 6/20/2015 5:36:50 AMIm a man and i aint no piece of meat for you bitch ass to pick at when ever you want! and stop asking me for nutsack pics you creeps and no i dont stick things inside of myself and i only use my vibrating tooth brush to brush my teeth.. you girls have no respect.
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I knew something was wrong with this post. 'It's like an alien wrote it,' is what I thought. What kinda guy would say such a thing?! Now it makes sense...