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Modificato da Apollo:
8/15/2015 2:26:30 PM
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What would you do if the S.W.A.T team raided your house?
The Special Weapons And Tactics unit has broken down your door with a battering ram at 4:00 A.M. in the morning(or whenever your most likely sleeping). What do you do?
Additional details: they have a warrant
They did not raid the wrong house
Edit juan: wow guys i go to sleep so the swat team can raid me, i wake up this has almost 200 replies already, NICE
Edit dos(equies) we hit 200, alot of you have [u]interesting[/u] plans for the SWAT team
Edit 3(illuminatii suspected): Over 500 replies, i feel bad for the S.W.A.T
Edit 4 (the squarest one): wow we hit 700! The Swat has alot of work in store for them.
Edit 5: 800 replies, the swat is going to have a very [b]eventful[/b] night
Edit 6: thread is kill ;-;
Edit: (lucky) 7: thread is alive
Edit 8: we hit 1000(1001 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Edit nien: 1500
Edit 10: 1600 nice job people
Edit 11: well we somehow squeaked by 1700, i fear for this thread, it will soon RIP
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1 RispondiI'd shit myself because we don't have swat in the uk!
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1 RispondiPlay a game of Risk and challenge them, if they decline, I kill their families, if they lose...hope they didn't have use for their hands
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5 RisposteTell them the Xbox is down stairs, and they're free to play it. Then go back to sleep.
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1 RispondiPolitely greet them.
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1 RispondiSet a pressure sensitive mine right as they open the door to my bedroom so when they come in they blow up.
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1 Rispondi"He's in the basement!"
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1 RispondiActivate the explosives set through out my house in case I was ever tracked down. It'd go something like this.. >Door bursts open >Grab my gun as I get outta bed >Start the timer with wall pin pad >Fire some shots down the hall to lure them >Retreat to basement >SWAT follows >Basement full of homemade explosives >Shoot as they come down the stairs >Bombs go off killing everyone else >I die
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1 RispondiChallenge them to s game of swat
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1 RispondiNova bomb
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5 RisposteAsk if they brought tacos with them or GTFO
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12 RisposteModificato da Toby: 7/16/2015 9:43:26 AMI'd take out my katana, bow to them in honour before drawing my blade and ending their miserable excuse of a life. But first I'd hide my CP.
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1 RispondiAsk them if they want hot pockets while asking them wtf do they want.
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6 RisposteSue. That is a money pot just ripe for the picking.
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2 RisposteModificato da Juhoveli: 7/16/2015 3:24:42 PMHey guys, wanna microwave it? Now that's what I would say.
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4 RisposteGrab the box of ammo and the ak and rack it up
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1 RispondiDress like SWAT and look for the person or thing with them
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3 RisposteI guess I would bribe them with all the money I get from the players of the iron banner. Lol
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3 RisposteI'd be so incredibly -blam!-ed if my house got busted
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1 RispondiCall them fgts and make them cri.
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3 RisposteSay that I'm being discriminated against and sue the whole country and start a riot and burn everything
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1 RispondiLol my house is swatproof, but then i would get halo'd by OP
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1 Rispondi( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 RispondiModificato da Blassm: 7/16/2015 10:19:40 AMStrip down out a man thong on and cover myself fully in lube I would already have anticipated them coming a hung all the dragon dildos I could find from the ceiling at head height and when the door busts down I sexually look at the first officer and sexily say your move mr policeman.
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1 RispondiI'd say, may I help you? Then I'd make them pay for the door
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1 RispondiAsk them how they got past the Templar without a relic!
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5 RisposteGet on the ground with my hands behind my head and cry like a bitch
