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Modificato da Apollo:
8/15/2015 2:26:30 PM
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What would you do if the S.W.A.T team raided your house?
The Special Weapons And Tactics unit has broken down your door with a battering ram at 4:00 A.M. in the morning(or whenever your most likely sleeping). What do you do?
Additional details: they have a warrant
They did not raid the wrong house
Edit juan: wow guys i go to sleep so the swat team can raid me, i wake up this has almost 200 replies already, NICE
Edit dos(equies) we hit 200, alot of you have [u]interesting[/u] plans for the SWAT team
Edit 3(illuminatii suspected): Over 500 replies, i feel bad for the S.W.A.T
Edit 4 (the squarest one): wow we hit 700! The Swat has alot of work in store for them.
Edit 5: 800 replies, the swat is going to have a very [b]eventful[/b] night
Edit 6: thread is kill ;-;
Edit: (lucky) 7: thread is alive
Edit 8: we hit 1000(1001 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Edit nien: 1500
Edit 10: 1600 nice job people
Edit 11: well we somehow squeaked by 1700, i fear for this thread, it will soon RIP
English
#Offtopic
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2 Risposte
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1 RispondiAsk if they are the strippers I called for and then yell at them for being late.
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1 RispondiOffer them a drink and some food and ask why this happened at 4 a.m.
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2 RisposteHome alone that shit
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1 RispondiHide the illegal China ware.
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1 RispondiLazily hit the snooze button
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1 RispondiAsk them why they busted in without knocking first.
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1 RispondiReach left grab 1911. Roll to floor and load first round. Grab strobe light and knife. Move to position 1 and wait. Trip on carpet. Fall to ground. Bust nose on carpet. Bleed everywhere. Cry like little b***h. Go get Ice cream with super understanding SWAT team. Get ignored on facebook. Forever alone. :')
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1 Rispondi*Swallows weed
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3 RisposteTidal wave of diarrhea
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1 Rispondi( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) Lenny searches for targets... ͡+ ͜ʖ ͡+) Targets marked for annihilation. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) <,︻╦̵̵̿╤─ ҉ - - - - - - - Lenny kills his target.
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Give them cookies
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Go into my kitchen and finish off my cookies before they do it
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1 RispondiSurrender without a fight.
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1 RispondiFatman them
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1 RispondiI never worry. I leave a stack of doughnuts on the coffee table and while they're distracted, I sneak out.
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1 RispondiO would tell them this Sorry, My roommate is away, Look in his room for whatever your looking for
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1 RispondiStart by saying sorry
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1 RispondiClear my browser history...
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2 RisposteGet my DMR and get a quad kill
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1 RispondiGive them a good time.
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1 RispondiI do the classy American thing and tell them to screw off and not listen to their instructions so they say they'll shoot. I say I have a right to.... They shoot cause I reach for my phone. Aww America :) glad to live hear :')
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2 RisposteI'd say..... Damn you guys came all the way from the USA just to do this?
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4 RisposteNova bomb them...
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3 RispostePut on SWAT gear and say "you guys are late we just finished"
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1 RispondiI'd shit myself because we don't have swat in the uk!
