The Special Weapons And Tactics unit has broken down your door with a battering ram at 4:00 A.M. in the morning(or whenever your most likely sleeping). What do you do?
Additional details: they have a warrant
They did not raid the wrong house
Edit juan: wow guys i go to sleep so the swat team can raid me, i wake up this has almost 200 replies already, NICE
Edit dos(equies) we hit 200, alot of you have [u]interesting[/u] plans for the SWAT team
Edit 3(illuminatii suspected): Over 500 replies, i feel bad for the S.W.A.T
Edit 4 (the squarest one): wow we hit 700! The Swat has alot of work in store for them.
Edit 5: 800 replies, the swat is going to have a very [b]eventful[/b] night
Edit 6: thread is kill ;-;
Edit: (lucky) 7: thread is alive
Edit 8: we hit 1000(1001 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Edit nien: 1500
Edit 10: 1600 nice job people
Edit 11: well we somehow squeaked by 1700, i fear for this thread, it will soon RIP
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Cooperate. Because I like my life.
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Scream "it's morphing time" *power rangers song plays in the background. I desperately fight the SWAT team with my fellow rangers. In the end the house blows up as a last resort.
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1 RispondiPanic like hell and run around screaming.
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I would yell -blam!-ing 4chan Normie's le3t haxorus!
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Well, if I know I did something wrong, probably grab a dagger that's in my closet. If I didn't do anything wrong I would surrender.
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7 RisposteWabbajack
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Who do you think I am? A Twitch streamer?
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1 RispondiGally spam my living room. Pop ward of dawn with blessing of light and get out my party crasher+1
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"Sup man"
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2 RisposteHide the 4000 pounds of cocaine
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Id be ok. We all know rich people get let off
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Modificato da Ginkai Bullet: 8/10/2015 6:03:34 PMI'd tell them, "No flies to S.W.A.T, we got 'em.".
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I'd comply and hope that I didn't do something wrong and get amnesia about it.
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Pass them three controllers, and tell them we can play some Halo or somethin'.
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I would say hi to my uncle.
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I would use my fear multi takedown
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4 am in the morning?
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Ask "WHAT THE -blam!- IS GOING ON?!"
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Turn around from my Xbox and tell them they can play too but only if it's Halo or Magic the Gathering.
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1 RispondiGet on the floor...?!
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S.W.A.T them like flies [b][i]HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH![/i][/b] [spoiler]im so sorry[/spoiler]
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"Eyyy b0ss, gibe me da pussi pls" *The SWAT team abruptly turns around and leaves for coffee and donuts instead*
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Sing the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme and hope they join in.
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strip naked
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Lag Switch and rek em