The Special Weapons And Tactics unit has broken down your door with a battering ram at 4:00 A.M. in the morning(or whenever your most likely sleeping). What do you do?
Additional details: they have a warrant
They did not raid the wrong house
Edit juan: wow guys i go to sleep so the swat team can raid me, i wake up this has almost 200 replies already, NICE
Edit dos(equies) we hit 200, alot of you have [u]interesting[/u] plans for the SWAT team
Edit 3(illuminatii suspected): Over 500 replies, i feel bad for the S.W.A.T
Edit 4 (the squarest one): wow we hit 700! The Swat has alot of work in store for them.
Edit 5: 800 replies, the swat is going to have a very [b]eventful[/b] night
Edit 6: thread is kill ;-;
Edit: (lucky) 7: thread is alive
Edit 8: we hit 1000(1001 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) )
Edit nien: 1500
Edit 10: 1600 nice job people
Edit 11: well we somehow squeaked by 1700, i fear for this thread, it will soon RIP
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Run in the bathroom and start shitting. I just want to see what they would do.
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1 RispondiThey're gonna need more than a swat team.
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Sup so how was your.... Spartain armor activate go waliwigi launcher switch to my seconday dubstep gun fire then I burn them with the power of Lenny and then loot thier body for loot and find kindom hearts 3(we all know the government has it)
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5 Risposte\[T]/ PRAISE THE SUN
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1 RispondiDelete my browsing history
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1 RispondiGive tea, offer biscuit...
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Call another SWAT team.
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Necrobump
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Call my mass army of 1 billion poop throwing monkeys and watch the show.
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Rick Roll the motha-blam!-as
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I would have donuts set and ready in a box. And say hey you came to the party coffee for all. XD
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Hang dragon dildos from the ceiling and have weird porn posters on the wall
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4 am fawk you mean I'm over here doing nightfall since it's weekly refresh and these jokers come in smfh I have bigger problems to worry about
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Shit a brick and throw it at the nearest officer. He will then proceed to shoot the black Squad Leader.
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Shit my pants
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Offer them food, because why not?
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>Someone calls the swat team >Shit.jpeg >Call a cab >Move to Bel-Air >Sit atop my throne >Become the fresh prince
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Strip naked.
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1 RispondiI would panic and call the police that someone was robbing me!!!
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Sue them for money cause why not
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Let them arrest me, I'll have my time in coury
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14 RisposteWhip out my dick and start masturbating furiously
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Cooperate. Because I like my life.