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Modificato da Suburb666:
6/21/2015 10:14:43 PM
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Ah, the fun you can have with the Internet drones!
Thank you for participating in this odd test of mental sanity. I honestly just wanted to see what people's responses would be to a provocative question, add sparks to the tinder, you know? My other posts were for the same purpose: entertainment. Now that you know the truth, I thank you for participating in my little experiment. Later!
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1 Rispondithrow a bucket of aged piss on him, and tell him you are now his bitch.
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3 RisposteGive him a box of condoms, and say "stay safe". What you won't tell him is that you laced the condoms with ghost pepper juice, so if he tries anything, he might just hurt junior.
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Kill it with fire
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1 RispondiTell him you have 666 in your gamer tag. He'll know how hard core you are.
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1 RispondiReally? You're asking the internet for parental advice? smh
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12 RispostePut on your best suit When he arrives offer him scotch from your drinks cart (from a decanter not a labeled bottle from some silly man cave bar) Unbutton your jacket and retrieve a pocket watch from the inside pocket, make sure your side arm is visible in its shoulder holster at this point. Tell him your watch has 7 o'clock (regardless of what time it actually is) and that he should have your daughter home at 9 sharp or you'll send the help to find her. Liam Neeson pulls a cameo now as your butler and asks if you require anything of him Bonus points if you turn your back to the boy to answer your phone angrily and drop ambiguous titles like the director and cheif of staff and mention how they are all incompetent and under qualified.
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When you open the door let him introduce himself and than reply with "listen here little bitch my daughter is my pride and joy you hurt her I'll break 102 of your bones and than cut your dick off reattach it and cut it off again." Than when your daughter comes to the door just smile and say,"Okay you kids have fun now don't be out too late."
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Clear out your rpg where your around him.
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Polish your guns in front of him
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Just say this line for the next thirty years. "Make sure she takes her hiv tablets".
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Ever watch Bad Boys 2? Do that.
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Not the best forums to ask the question on lol. Anyway, just be yourself and don't try to be intimidating. I know that I probably wouldn't want to stay with a girl if I felt like her father (my possible future father in-law) would break by legs If I did one thing wrong. Unless the kid is an assshat, then try to make your daughter see who he is and leave him.
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Carry a shotgun in one arm and a katana in the other.
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Clean your M1014 in front of him when he is introduced to you.
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2 Risposteclean your gun while doing it.
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Don't if he finds you nice he will be nice to your daughter but if you are mean he is going to want to break up.
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Clean your guns with your dick
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7 RisposteSuck his dick better than your daughter ever has and make him not even interested in girls anymore
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Honestly, when dealing with teens, it's better to just have them respect you as a person. Intimidation and controlling through fear, when used on a hot-blooded young man, just causes them to want to be defiant. Also, being understanding of teens and their "youthful" desires is important. They are going to have sex if they want to, unfortunately. The best thing you can do is make sure that they are being safe about it. If I were you, I would tell the boyfriend to make sure he uses protection and offer to get the condoms for him if he's embarrassed or can't afford them. I say to tell the boyfriend so that your daughter still has her privacy and doesn't feel like you are impeding in her life too much. That's about all I've got for you. Hope it helps, but I know you've probably heard all of this before. Best of luck to you, man.
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If you taught your daughter well then give her trust to handle herself. That being said the moment that boy approached the line set him on fire. I have no daughter but i do have a kid sister.
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Punch him in the face
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1 RispondiAct really friendly but always stop smiling when you're done talking. Ex ”(^_^) You kids have fun and enjoy your movie or whatever. (ಠ_ಠ)" Your suspicious friendliness should make him feel a sense of unease throughout the evening.
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7 RisposteJust give it up, this dude has already -blam!-ed her seven ways to Sunday. Accept that her face is his cum receptacle and move on
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If you have an old pistol just act like your filing off serial numbers. Should do the trick.
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5 RisposteTry to make sex with him so he doesn't sex your daughter up.
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2 RisposteTell him that u do to him what he does to her....
